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  1. damcgee

    damcgee Formula 3

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    http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/16449119?source=PA


    Rugby fan cut off his own testicles
    8 February 2005

    A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat
    England, police confirmed today.

    The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club
    in Caerphilly, South Wales.

    A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: "We received a call from the
    ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a
    situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed
    his own testicles."

    She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his
    condition.

    It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut
    my own balls off."

    After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported
    to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them
    back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

    A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and
    should not have been drinking.
     
  2. zan

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    One less moron in the gene pool
     
  3. mpolans

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    Couldn't happen to a better person. Hopefully he did before he got a chance to breed.
     
  4. UroTrash

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    Yes, self-operations are a clear indication of mental illness. <whistles and looks around at the ceiling>.
     
  5. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    And what do you mean by that??????????
     
  6. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Steve. I hope you are recovering well!

    Oh, and congrats on the win!
     
  7. wax

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    Oh, man - UT... glad I wasn't masticating when I saw that.




    We Welsh are men of our word.
     
  8. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Well, at least sportbikes'll be more comfy.
     
  9. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    You got balls speaking to me like that :D
     
  10. Fan512bbi

    Fan512bbi Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Hey mate, what Welsh river are you parked by??
     
  11. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I got jars full of 'em! :)
     
  12. Kram

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    Rugby is a game played by men with odd shaped balls. So where does that leave him? Ooops!
     
  13. FarmerDave

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    "pain is the cleanser, pain is the cleanser...."
     
  14. wax

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    *Looks out window* - The River Colorado.
     
  15. writerguy

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    OH MY GOD!!!

    there is one refrigerator I don't want to accidentally go and have pickled eggs from now isn't it.....
     
  16. UroTrash

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    :)
     

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