belated morning to you all!!!! Nice to see the Cafe back up and running, has Russ grown that moustache yet Steve????
I'll have a Booker's bourbon, and play some Stevie Ray on the jukebox.... Image Unavailable, Please Login
Steve please stop going on about that garbage programme about losers, otherwise I will have to get Steve F to come up with some Polish jokes
Welcome back, made it to the weekend or another shift planned for tomorrow? Only Lunch here, so make mine a single....
So I was reading last night about Donald Trump buying a big piece of Scotland dunes and trying to make a Golf Course out of it......seemed like an envornmental area or something... Made you want to cheer for the guy 'holding out' on the land sale although he'll be a little island in the middle of the fairway if he doesn't take the money, they were up to (L sign) 450,000 for his 23 acres! Aberdeenshire?? They said it was too foggy to golf, over half the year! What say you..?
########## darn the hard luck, then!!!! LOL! Well, it's off in search of a new love for me.......doesn't look like Lady Valeria is ringing me back....... We'll report our findings later!
You can't see what I'm wearing..... more "Free Willy". btw, here's something to turn the stomach.! Image Unavailable, Please Login
So I'm off to the cancer clinic the other day, took the Ferrari to cheer meself up..... As I am motoring thru the Park hoping to save a few dollars on parking , a horse pounted policeman pull s me over to the curb! By the time I had my once over they found 3 administrative violations, expired Safety Inspection ( no horn, got me on that one), my wallet card on Insurance was out of date by two weeks....and then he noted the two different addresses... one is Lady Valeria's permanent home, where my banking and life insurance are all administered, and the insurance shows my lonely bachelor pad 'apartment of exile', to which I have temporarily relocated......a few blocks away So after I explained all my troubles he apologized profusely for stopping me and assured me if I set all things right in 15 days, all charges will be dismissed.. So the boys at local Inspection Station were great, when I asked them to fix my air horns they said...."F%^$^%&* the horn, if we can blast around the block, and the lights and brakes all work, we'll sticker it up fo' ya!"....and off rolling they went! LOLOLOL! It took them awhile to come back, too!! They didn't notice the dates on the wallet card either, required by the State of Texas...... So off into the sunset I went, as I drove away I realized there was a small trouble...all the business had been logged against my yellow Ferrari #F106AB*22127*.....into the State's computer..........and I was driving red example F106AB*20405*!!!!!!!!!!
So I say "cheers" anyway...I'll fix the horn next year, until then I'll just toss an empty bottle of Guinness at them......they would have REALLY gotten mad if they had realized I had swapped the current License Plates around between the three identical cars!!! ROTFLMAO! Image Unavailable, Please Login
