So I am truly afraid my street cred with the Old Boys Ferrari Club will be shot dead in the azz when they find out I was pulled over by a HORSE...but there WAS two of them, they SURROUNDED ME! LOL! So the choice tonight: ___ Honky tonk where I know Lady Valeria will be with her entourage, three nieces in tow now 24 and 17 y.o.twins. She says she will be glad to dance with me if I am there but "not a date" under the New Rules of Seperation. ___ Honky Tonk around the corner, where she'll never find me!! ____Downtown blues bar where Louisiana legend Sonny Landreth will be bending Telecaster strings like you rarely see once the old guys have gone on......this might be the most fun....
She was really cold and rude when I found her in a local Pub the other night, out with all her girlfriends...but she looked really fine. I didn't even get a drink, just turned and walked back out and left her alone.... Did the same last night when they were swimming in the pool....funny thing they have a pool just like in stevef's picture !! LOL! Easy setup on those and I did a nice patio with benches around it...it stays up year 'round here on the Coast We were SUPPOSED to have wild sex on those.......never made it to that...
Well, she threw a curve.. She wasn't at the Show Friday night, so I spent the time with some of her friends, at Billy Joe Shaver show, snuck into the Club posing as a band member..LOL! Then the next night ran across her at another show, Two Tons of Steel, she wouldn't dance with me, but spent the evening "dancing with everyone else"..... This is getting tiresome, I was tempted to stuff dollars into her skirt as she went by, she was putting on such a 'show'....
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...so I go out to start the Ferrari last night for a spin, it cranks and cranks..........no fire! I think "Man, it sounds like it has no fuel, I'll check it out..... So I go down the street to the corner with my lawn can and get a gallon (met two strippers on the way in to work, they wanted to know why I mowed the lawn at night......) and return home and pour it in the tank... Next try it fires right up!! LOL! I had driven in the night before running fine, pulled around into the parking garage, and RUN OUT OF GAS at the same moment I turned the key to "OFF"...... Added a few more gallons on the way out of the neighborhood.....never did catch up to the strippers though......
Did you like my "out of gas ...but with strippers" story, Fan512bbi? He does seem to have some sort of trouble with relationships, but I'M certainly not one to talk on that subject! LOL!
Man, I was BUSY ....ya' know? "Trying to start a FERRARI...........don't bother me with some 'fluff'.."...... Besides after a few drinks in those places, I always want to dance naked with them and that leads to problems! It was a hot black chick pumping the gas, but her friend was a white girl....we'd all tumble together like a pile of Oreos.
Hey! Need help in London proper, some bloke has just posted a 308 Schedoni luggage set in the 308 Section, it's the real deal 4 pieces and looks quite good.... AntM???? Tonyh???? Who else in London can meet this guy for inspection and to accept my wire of funds? How much is the exchange rate right now???
Holy smokes! It's a VERY RARE Zupra sighting! How's the kart running man? And the coffee business looks like it's taking off??? Yep, since we closed your place in OT this is the main place to hang out but not always jumping......I don;t post much over the weekends (last one was TERRIBLE) but during the work week... Full MOON: Almost smashed head on in Ferrari, the guy missed by inches Lost cell phone..retraced steps and found it, but it was run over and smashed Fixed the cell phone yeah! Valeria diasppears out of town with gfs. went to great concert alone Run into Ferrari mates in seats rigth next to me! LOL! Crazy times....how about this Steve? I park the Ferrari and it was low enough on gas all the fuel tilting to the RH tank prevented starting.....after the other day I went ahead and filled the darn thing!
