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Sad, sad news.

Discussion in 'Texas' started by WS6Fanatic, Jul 11, 2005.

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  1. WS6Fanatic

    WS6Fanatic Karting

    May 27, 2005
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    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 years old

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
     
  2. WJHMH

    WJHMH Two Time F1 World Champ
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  3. robert_c

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  4. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    I think you just nailed it, Mr. C.
     
  5. vraa

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    Wait I'm kinda confused.
    Is this real?
    Because it was posted in the specific region forum...?
     
  6. Sfumato

    Sfumato F1 World Champ

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    #7 Sfumato, Jul 11, 2005
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  7. LightGuy

    LightGuy Four Time F1 World Champ
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    I dont mind reposts, especially if I didn't see the first, as in this case. Sorry can't think of a bread/pastry related pun; sucks, doughnit ?
     
  8. robert_c

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    DOH!!
     

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