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Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by Texas Forever, Mar 9, 2005.

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  1. Texas Forever

    Texas Forever Eight Time F1 World Champ
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    #1 Texas Forever, Mar 9, 2005
    Folks, we gotta do something about Dr. Trashy. Not only does he have to spend his time, well, uh, you know, during working hours, but he apparently must be a trust funder cause he spends 25 hours a day on F-Chat. I mean, come on, a thread on crying! :)

    What we need to do is to get him to buy some old piece of crap Ferrari and, presto, he will be a changed man. No more inane threads. No more regaling us with war stories about being, you know, "Mr Drop Your Pants and Bend Over." (What's with the tissue paper anyway? The last thing I want to do is blow my nose.)

    So whata do you say? Can we save this guy? Surely, somebody out there must have an old Ferrari that is a heart beat away from being a hand grenade. Come on Mr. King of the Toasted Ponies what prize do you have for our special guest today?

    Dr "Uh-uh, ain't no way I'm bending over, Jack" Who
     
  2. FarmerDave

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    #2 FarmerDave, Mar 9, 2005
    The man is clearly not firing on all cylinders.
     
  3. Tspringer

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    #3 Tspringer, Mar 9, 2005

    Which one? Or did you mean both?


    Terry
     
  4. teak360

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    #4 teak360, Mar 9, 2005
    He has a pc in the procedure room. One hand on the scalpel and one on the mouse.
     
  5. Forzaholics Anonymous

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    #5 Forzaholics Anonymous, Mar 9, 2005
  6. zach_300zxTT

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    #6 zach_300zxTT, Mar 9, 2005

    Now you know if you tell us not to click the link, we are going to HAVE to click it right? Oh how I wish I hadn't!
     
  7. Forzaholics Anonymous

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    #7 Forzaholics Anonymous, Mar 9, 2005
    NO NO NO! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU SIR, DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!






    muhahahahhaha!

    :D
     
  8. Etcetera

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    #8 Etcetera, Mar 10, 2005
    UT is a wise, witty and intelligent man, and is nothing but an asset to this community. He has made a success out of himself, and has more than provided for himself and his family, and he has made his parents proud.

    By all standards, he is a man to look up to.

    Despite all this, there is one area in his life that is sorely lacking.

    And that is his ability to eat finger foods after work with a clear mind.



    Korr "Latex is good, butt not perfect" Fonda-Korr
     
  9. C. Losito

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    #9 C. Losito, Mar 10, 2005
    MY EYES!
     

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