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SCAM, PART 2...TRY TO OUTDUE UROTRASH

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  1. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    Good Day Sir.
    My name is Oladepo Olufemi Ayobami From Nigeria.I just want to ask may be you need any service online, So that i will help to search for it and send it to you everyday.And you will reply me back immidiately or may be what i send to you is not macth what you are looking for and i will resend another one.My phone number is 23402714848 am using this one from 8:00Am to 7:00Pm. And this one from 10:00Pm to 7:00Am 2348055276263.You can call me any time.Please if you don't need this letter you can help me and send it to any company nearest to your company.Am good in searching.


    LETS SEE HOW THIS ONE DOES......ILL ASK IF HE CAN FIND ME SOME JIZZ PAINTINGS OF WANKERS

    ILL POST HIS REPLY ASAP

    BRUCE



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  2. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
    8,933
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR EMAIL
    IM VERY INTERESTED IN PAINTINGS, TITLED “JIZZ WANKERS” BY THE ARTIST, GARY GREEN…I CANT FIND IT IN THE STATES, CAN YOU HELP??

    THANK YOU AGAIN,
     
  3. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
    BANNED

    Aug 3, 2002
    40,647
    California
    Full Name:
    Carbon McCoy
    LMAO...!!!

    Here we go again...!
     
  4. Schatten

    Schatten F1 World Champ
    Owner

    Apr 3, 2001
    11,238
    Austin, TX
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    Randy
    Funny you mentioned Gary Green, Bruce. This past weekend, I almost flipped my car around to take a camera phone shot of a Gary Green sign. Yup, his name, right there on the insurance sign.

    It's outside of Houston... waaaay out. HWY 359 a mile or two past the Swingin' Door. Well.. if you wanted to know that is.
     
  5. Stackhouse

    Stackhouse F1 Rookie
    Consultant

    Feb 14, 2004
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    CT.. AKA Pimp Daddy
    ROTF LMAO!!!

    D@MN BRUCE YOUR ON ONE TODAY!!! BE NICE TO GENTRY!! OOH I MEAN THE CIGAR SELLING JET PLANE BROKERING NIGERIAN SCAM ARTIST!
     
  6. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
    Lifetime Rossa

    Apr 21, 2003
    15,111
    Gulf Coast
    It's funny you should mention Gary Green signs in the Houston area..... When I drove through Houston back in February I just happened to snap this pic:
     
  7. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
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    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat
    My,my,my....


    I feel like a proud Papa!
     
  8. redhead

    redhead F1 Rookie

    Dec 26, 2001
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    #8 redhead, Dec 8, 2004
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    Bruce,

    We may have just solved the mystery of the Century
    Notice the following pieces of Evidence......


    and he speaks Spanish too.... :)
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  9. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    Jul 26, 2004
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    IgnoranteWest
    Handy when comissioning custom cigar batches.
     
  10. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    HERES ANOTHER ONE TO HAVE FUN WITH..........

    Hello Friend.
    how are you doing today? l want you to know that l came inposition of the
    1988 TESTAROSSA you advertized for sale inwhich am strongly interested over,l want you to know that am willing and ready to make the purchase asap,l will like you to get back to me with a pic and your last price towards it asap. Let me get a response from you soon..
    Reagrds
    Mr James.

    I AM WILLING TO SELL IT TO YOU, BUT MUST HAVE PROOF OF JIZZ PAINTINGS, BY GARY GREEN, WHO IS FROM MODENA,ITALY, AND HERE IN THE STATES ITS HARD TO FIND THEM....IF YOU CAN, PLEASE LET ME KNOW, AND ILL SELL THE CAR TO YOU..

    THANK YOU,

    BRUCE
     
  11. ralfabco

    ralfabco Two Time F1 World Champ
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    Mar 1, 2002
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    Itamar Ben-Gvir

    You can walk to my office from that pic. That is at the intersection of I-10 and Studewood. I noticed the Viacom building.

    HI BRUCE !!
     
  12. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    1ST RESPONSE FROM THE SCAMMER SINCE MY FIRST ANSWER:

    Hello Andrea,
    how are you doing today? thanks for the mail back. you need not to border towards the painting cos l will take care of that by myself if the car is brought to me, so all l need you to do is to get back to me with your last price for the car and a pic to see.
    Regards
    Mr James.

    MY 2ND RESPONSE:

    MR JAMES

    IT WASNT THE PAINTING JOB FOR THE CAR, IT WAS A PAINTING, CALLED " JIZZER" BY GARY GREEN...I AM AN ARTIST AND COLLECT PAINTINGS..IF YOU CAN FIND THIS PAINTING, I WILL SELL YOU THE CAR. THE CAR IS FOR SALE AT $ 55,000.00 USD...A PICTURE OF THE CAR WILL FOLLOW IF YOU CAN GET ME THIS PAINTING, WHAT COUNTRY ARE YOU FROM??

    THANK YOU


    BRUCE (ANDREAS HUSBAND)
     
  13. Jerrari

    Jerrari F1 Veteran

    Jul 24, 2001
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    Jerry Wiersma
    I no understand this "Jizzer" word but I have large sum money in big bank and need you help to get it out of heres. Pleeze help me and Fazil (my brother with has only one leggie) to git said monies from very very mean banker. BTW, I do haves a painting of Elvist on butifill velvits.
     
  14. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
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    Dr. Dumb Ass
    Bro Bruce:

    If he can come up with Green's Jizzer painting for you, see if he can source the Wanker one for my collection. Good luck!

    Cheers,
    Erik
     
  15. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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  16. Michael Collins

    Michael Collins Formula Junior

    Apr 6, 2004
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    Shanghai/Melbourne
    Looks like Kofi's putting the feelers out!!
     
  17. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

    Apr 26, 2003
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    Never home
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    Dr. Dumb Ass
    The port is waiting if you're not in for the night.
     
  18. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    UROTRASH

    SCROLL DOWN TO MY NEW SCAM JOB

    LETS HAVE FUN!!

    BRUCE
     
  19. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,536
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    Clifford Gunboat
    "BWS550
    Banned User (for wearing battey powered womens underwear)
    Rossa Subscribed"


    BRUCE, we have our limits here at Scam-Chat.
     
  20. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON

    MIKE

    GET OFF THE SAUCE!!

    BRUCE
     
  21. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jan 20, 2004
    40,536
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    Full Name:
    Clifford Gunboat

    HEY, You're banned!!??!! How can you talk?
     
  22. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON
    I DISCONNECTED THE BATTERY FROM THE PANTIES :)
     
  23. matteo

    matteo F1 World Champ

    Aug 1, 2002
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    Heir Butt
    Brucey,

    you need to upgrade up to the remote controlled, battery powered panty.
     
  24. BWS550

    BWS550 Wants to be a mod

    Apr 1, 2002
    8,933
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    BRUCE WELLINGTON

    THINKING ABOUT PUTTING ON AN OPTIMA OR INTERSTAE BATTERY.IT LASTS LONGER, YA BASTARD!!
     
  25. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
    Consultant Owner

    Jan 20, 2004
    40,536
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    Clifford Gunboat

    sooooo....would this make you AC/DC?
     

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