Schwartzenegger makes it illegal to have sex with corpses

Well lets see, if there is no law against it, then it is not against the law. Do you get it now?

 

DAMN!!! Those were SOOOOOO easy too...you didn't even have to act like an "A" hole!

DL

 

*runs away not to throw up on the keyboard*

 

I can't believe this wasn't illegal........How is this not rape? Clearly they didn't have consent. That's so sick. How did it take this long to get this done? I'm glad he did it. That's one for Arnie..........

Do other states have this issue? If so they should follow suit.

 

How many other states have this law or are we the only ones with these whacko's?

 

Anybody seen Sargent and Eunice Shriver? How is Arnold going to explain to his father-in-law why he can't have sex....

 

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

POST OF THE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aww **** it, POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DL

 

Oh.... my..... god!













.... and he's copping a feel! Gross!

 

And what of her movie carreer????

DL

 

sorry...its late...i had to..
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That's it. There is now NO reason to move to California.

 

I've said it before [Wednesday, October 08, 2003 - 12:54 am, to be exact], I'll say it again,

If you missed the acceptance speech, it started off with Maria Shriver promoting a new Reading Program.
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Dam, I just got my tik to LA, Guess I'll have to pull that dead blow up doll out of my closet now. LOL

 

THAT IS OFFICIALLY MESSED UP...WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT....WHAT COULD ITS PURPOSE POSSIBLY BE???
DAVID

 

Yeah. As if she's had sex in the last 30 years.

 

Well, like the site says, they rent them out for movies, Halloween parties and they also sell them for that stuff, too...

...however, i bet that they make most of their money off of necrophiliacs...


The thing that bothers me the most about TestShoot's quoted article is this:

Nobody knows the full extent of the problem...? So the law is created based on assumptions that go along with a handful of instances over the past decade...? Bullsh!t... They know the full extent of the problems, they just don't feel like disclosing the details; probably because someone's dead family member was raped and they didn't want them to find out or because of something else that would be embarassing in some way...

 

I dunno... I've had that site bookmarked for years. Been meaning to buy one, but not to have sex with. Just imagine how much fun you could have in the HOV lanes with one of those in your passenger seat. I especially like the gallery pics of the screaming babies sitting in the corpses' laps. Great stuff!

-R

 

Two old men are sitting on a park bench. One asks the other, "How's your wife doing?"

The other thinks for a while and replies, " You know, I think she's dead."

His friend is incredulous. "Why do you think that?"

"Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up!"

 

In my college days I worked security on the 'graveyard shift' (no pun intended} at a very large mortuary/cemetary in the bay area.

One of our duties was to escort into the embalming room certain 'known abusers' working for companies that delivered bodies to the mortaury......

 

Yikes.

You need to suffer some post traumatic stress syndrome symptoms and collect BIG.

 

Try and think next time before you open your mouth.

Of course, IT'S A CONSPIRACY THEORY! THE VAST RIGHT WING NETWORK HAS BANNED PORKIN' DEAD 4 YEAR OLD GIRLS BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL!!!!!

Wake up, dolt.