But.... you promised not to tell..!!!!! This is the pay back I get from the time that your girlfriend left you for the circus midget, and you had me tell everyone I drove her to the Diphtheria clinic in Fresno...!!
Last Action Hero? (I think) anyway, bought a bottle of Laphroaig 10 y.o. today, will report back with incoherent babbling (well, more so than usual).
good article on Scotch (and/or Scotland) from the LA Times: http://www.latimes.com/travel/destinations/europe/la-tr-scotland-20100704,0,1664993.story
What a waste. Big ol' sissy that can't handle "smokey wiskey" dared to tread on Laphroaig soil. May his wellies forever be infested with fungus