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  1. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    This evening I'm with the high school soccer team in down town Charleston SC on a little trip.

    We have a nice time in town, an ice dinner, etc, etc. and head back to the house. That's when it started.

    I'm with my 15 y.o. daughter who is driving her Honda Civic.

    We get ready to leave the public parking garage, and pull up AND THERE IS NO ATTENDANT!! There is a little sign in the window saying "will be back in 5 minutes"...


    I'm not the world's most patient man.

    So we sit there.


    And sit there.


    And I get out and test the blockade arm to see how high it can go...


    And I walk around and kick at the dirt to make a good display of frustration for the camera.


    And we wait.


    And I walk.



    Finally..



    I lift up the arm and tell my unwilling 15 y.o. to pull up under, she complies.

    So, I'm about to get in the car and the lazy @ss public works b!tch come trotting up saying "you can't do dat"

    So I say, "we've been waiting 10 minutes, and heres your money: F*CK YOU!" and threw 5 one dollar bills on the ground. She scrambled to pick them up.

    How many years in the pokey???
     
  2. Dopplemax

    Dopplemax Formula 3

    Put a note with your five bucks in the dirt...(was patient for five minutes, here's your week's salary)
     
  3. Modenafan

    Modenafan F1 World Champ
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    I had a similar incident Friday at Radio Shack. Short version: I needed a cable, found the cable. Stood in line 10 minutes, cashier still helping the same person. One person working at the store. Three people in front of me. I pulled the cable out of the package, figured out cost with tax and stuffed the money in package. Layed package on the counter and said keep the change (big .40). People in line applauded, I left. This was the 3rd store I had visited that day looking for the same cable. I'd had enough.
     
  4. Dcup

    Dcup F1 Veteran

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    thats grrrreat !!!!!! lol, would of paid to see DAT .. lol
     
  5. UroTrash

    UroTrash Four Time F1 World Champ
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    My daughter tells me there was a crowd at the restaurant across the street watching the show, and a BMW SUV behind us as well.
     
  6. Ike

    Ike F1 Rookie

    Nov 4, 2003
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    I know how you feel. I was really impatient today. Went to see the matinee of The Graduate at a theatre in the city. Of course we were running late and there was miles of traffic on a saturday. At dinner they kept screwing things up. Then after dinner the valet lost my keys and it took them 20 minutes to go get the car. It was at a hotel so we got to stand by all the taxi vans that were in the garage blowing their blue oil and exhaust mixture at us while we waited.

    I should have just stayed home. I can't stand being rushed; it puts me in a bad mood for the rest of the day. I can't remember all the good things that happened just all the things that annoyed me. I just got back from sitting in the park with a good cigar to try and unwind a bit.
     
  7. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    #7 wax, Mar 12, 2005
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  8. Dopplemax

    Dopplemax Formula 3

    AHHH, a cigar! That's what I need right now!
     
  9. FarmerDave

    FarmerDave F1 World Champ
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    They really should suply those parking lot attendants with one of those "trucker's buddy" thingies. :)
     
  10. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    If you lost it over that, don't come to China, it will kill you.

    I now have the patience of a saint.

    But can speak fluent Shanghainese like a drunken sailor when dealing with real stupidity.
     
  11. cab7104

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    Mar 25, 2004
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    I was feeling lazy, went to the bank, and decided to pick up some lunch meats at the walmart. I got there and waited, there were two employees at the counter, one helping the hot foods one the lunch meats. I went to the counter and both employees walked to the other end and helped people there. After like 5 minutes I caught one of their eyes and he said, oh my friend will be right with you. A few minutes later he commented to the other employee "Are you going to go help those people?" the other guy replied "Screw you that is not my area, you are not sticking me with it again" and all I could think was great, two lazy b@stards who don't want to work in a standoff. After a few minutes the first guy came over and helped me, but by that time I was already pissed. I just wish people would do what they are paid to rather than avoiding work like the plague. Oh well.

    Craig
     
  12. dm_n_stuff

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    DD.

    OH THE SHAME.......

    And to think, I considered you a friend..

    You cursed a parking lot attendant... and then threw money at her...

    Hmmmm. Tossing profanity at a public servant and assault with a handful of $1 bills.

    I think we're looking at 15 to life.... IN A FRIGGIN' FERRARI. WILL YOU BUY ONE ALREADY??????????

    You need a Ferrari so that you can drive in the car of your dreams, and lose a little of this anger. Nothing like a long drive in a 330 to help with anger management.







    UNTIL IT BREAKS DOWN 50 MILES FROM HOME.....




    Um, maybe a nice new sports car would be a better idea. How about a Ferrari 430? UH - OH. If waiting five minutes for a gate makes you ballisitic, then waiting three years for a car could be fatal.

    On to plan "c". How about a nice valium or two? You can self prescribe, right?

    Try to stay calm.

    Dave
     
  13. steve f

    steve f F1 World Champ

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    well if was not such a tight arse and bought your daughter a ferrari it would of gone under the barrier and you would of been out earlier and saved 5 bucks
     
  14. DrStranglove

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    CompUSA in Raleigh NC, taking back a defective battery charger


    Jan 4th a few days before my departure with the Corps for MARCENT/CENTCOM. (Anyone want a t-shirt?)


    Stood in line at Customer service, three people in front of me. First guy gets done, chick at the counter says she has to go to the head and walks off. One guy running a register, another at the fix-it desk.

    5 min

    10 min

    we are getting pissed and see the CS ***** walking in the back of the store with a drink.

    5 more min (No BS, at this point I am timing her!!)

    I whip out the cell and call the store. 2 min on hold and then someone picks up the phone. I say, "Hey, buddy, this is the guy third back in line at the CS stand, can you send someone over here as I would really like to be the second guy in line some time today?"

    ****er hangs up on me!!!!

    (War is declared)

    I walk to the back of the store and find one of those "phones on a poll." After some fiddling I get the intercom to work and announce to the store, "I am sorry, this is the CompUSA Manager. We can not handle the volume at the store today and apologies for any inconvienace. We are unable to sell you anything. Feel free to leave your items where you are as we do not have the staffing to check you out. Please return tomorrow and we may be able to help you then. For your convience a Best Buy is down US 70 near the WalMart."

    God were did that make them mad. They even called the cops!! The manager turns out was the fellow that hung up on me. I asked him if he remembered that and was that company policy? He got very quiet and I got a refund and a free charger. Cops thought it was pretty funny.
     
  15. Modenafan

    Modenafan F1 World Champ
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    Frickin classic!
     
  16. PSk

    PSk F1 World Champ

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    Yep brilliant!

    Pete
     
  17. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    You RULE!
     
  18. cal355

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    that's walmart!!don't belive the ads they show!
     

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