Sensitivity!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. I have never figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I also cannot understand why men think with their head and women think with their heart.

For example, one evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up (more on my side), and she says "I dont feel like it....I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT???!!! What is this?!"

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Cant you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?" What every man on the planet dreads to hear....."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as man."

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep frustrated. The very next day I opted to take the day off. So, I spent some time with my lwife at lunch. We had a glorious time. Eventually, she mentioned that she would like to go shopping. At the store, I walked around with her as she tried on several different outfits. She couldnt decide which one to take, so I told her to hold onto them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment the new clothes, so I told her to hold onto them all. We finally went to the Jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earings to accessorize!

Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me becasue she asked for a tennis bracelet. I definately threw her for a loop when I said "That's fine, honey."

Alas, she was almost reaching her sexual stisfaction from all of th excitement. Smiling ear to ear with anticipation of her new purchase, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "What???!!!"

I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while...You're not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just as she had this look as if she was about to kill me I added , "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I can buy you?"

Needless to say, I am not getting any, any time soon!

LOL

 

BTW, this is a joke that just came via e-mail. Sorry, I had to share it with those who would enjoy its character.