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"Service" definition???

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by DrStranglove, Jul 6, 2004.

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  1. DrStranglove

    DrStranglove FChat Assassin
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    At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." "The act of doing things FOR other people."

    Then I heard the terms:
    Internal Revenue Service
    Postal Service
    Telephone Service
    Civil Service
    City/County Public Service
    Customer Service
    Service Stations​

    And I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

    Then today, I overheard two farmers talking and one of them mentioned that he was having a bull over to "service" a few of his cows.

    SHAZAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us!!!!

    Have a wonderful day ,and I hope you are now as enlightened as I am.

    (Thanks Uber Fett)
     
  2. UroTrash

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  3. LAfun2

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    When I saw your name next to the thread, and saw the words "service," all I thought was women servicing men in the bed.

    Don't ask why, just initial thoughts. :D
     
  4. MarkPDX

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    It can go both ways. I recall a film featuring Marylin Chambers where... ahemmm... after the main act she says "Now that's service"......
     
  5. LAfun2

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    Name of film please :D
     
  6. PeterS

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    Dr. S....Where have you been? 'Service' in America is finding it's way out of the country to India!
     

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