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  1. writerguy

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    #1 writerguy, Feb 2, 2005
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    And the next one is on the news stands... yippie

    BTW Jpeck called me last night after he recognized me on a "Rides" show from Pebble Beach... I was also on the Live feed for Barrett's so humm I wonder if there is any kind of Pay I could get for use of my image...
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  2. GrigioGuy

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    Congrats on the newsstand news!

    I got to talk to my LASIK surgeon -- I can't see attachments anymore....
     
  3. FarmerDave

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    Congrats! Which publications distributor are you going through? I used to call on one of the big ones when I was a rep. for a temp. agency, but I cant remember the name.
     
  4. jimpo1

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    Hey Jim, remember the 'play with the photo of Enjoythedrive Stephen' contest that I won? Wasn't there supposed to be a subscription for that prize?

    Where is it going on the newsstand?
     
  5. writerguy

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    Distribution is through Ingram Periodicals they do all the news stand at Borders Barns and noble, the airports and Kroger/Albertson's/Tom Thumb etc... they are just aligning their "Needs" and are booking a bunch for a roll out.

    Jim... Hand delivered... come on who can beat that kind of service... But we did just have to replace our intern so I will make it so.
     
  6. Greg Scott

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    Yeh, I'll bet that "intern" had blonde hair and big boobs. Jim M., you shouldn't pick up chicks where you pick up your paycheck, just ask me. There is someone else who knows about that, but the last time I spoke to him, he had a pair of panties in his pocket... I'm prepared to wear a mini-skirt if you hire me to carry your bags on these car event trips! Robbie will have to instruct me about how to shave my legs...
     
  7. writerguy

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    that is just wrong on so many levels
     
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    Amen. I can't decide which is worse, that Greg is willing to shave his legs or that he's willing to let Rob teach him how.
     
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    Personally, I think that it's the fact Rob does know all about shaving male legs, and the fact that it wouldn't really surprise anyone here to see Greg in a miniskirt.
     
  10. rob lay

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    Well, the proper technique to a good male leg shave…

    Our hair is generally denser and thicker than the female variety, so it does require some special care. If overgrown or it has been awhile since you shaved, the first thing you need to do is clip. Be careful as without the proper angle you can still get some skin into the clippers, which produces this funny red liquid stuff. Also watch out because the clippers will heat up in a short 3-5 minutes, so you can actually burn your skin a little. I recommend to take a little break after the clippers do heat up. The closer you can clip, the better. Now you are ready to do the "fun" shaving part. A female assistant is always fun at this point, ohh the memories Stirling, Scotland 1994. Anyway, don't use a female leg razor and have 2-3 blades ready, I prefer what I use for my face… The Mach III. Apply plenty of shaving cream and just stay in the bath tub with hot water constantly on. You'll have to clean the blades every stroke. Use the shaving cream as a guide to where you have been and where you haven't. I personally prefer downstream, but you may choose upstream, but be warned of potentially more ingrowns. So much of the thighs and calves are the easy part. Get those out of the way. Where you want to spend 80% of the time is only 20% of the surface area. This includes the shins, knees, and behind the knees. Be extra careful as these are the areas most likely to cut you up. Be warned the area between your legs is the area that will most likely get ingrowns and causing the most friction when walking naked in the hot tub. Finish with a good wash and apply a half to full bottle of rubbing alcohol. Apply to your skin, don't drink Kitty! If you are like me and can't resist continuing to other areas for the fun of it, please use caution and don't do drunk. Trust me!
     
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    I'm going to barf...
     
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  14. Nick R

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    <Mental mage of Scott in a mini-skirt>

    I think I'm going to be sick!
     
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    Rob,

    This is wrong on SOOOO many levels!
     
  16. rob lay

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    Hey now, I'm sure Greg appreciated the shaved legs when he humped my leg. :D
     
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    Rob's shooting squadrons out of the skies today. Sorry about your thread, Jim :D
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    And you guys make jokes about San Francisco?

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  20. maranelloman

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    The difference is, these guys are JOKING.

    Out there in the Peoples Republik of San Fran, they would be SERIOUS.
     
  21. rob lay

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    Actually, I use to shave my legs for swimming (rarely now for cycling) and Greg has humped my leg before, but Jennie was in the bed and Greg would claim that he was trying to hump Jennie's leg. :)
     
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    From the SF Chronicle.....

    What the Super Bowl can teach us about men touching men

     
  23. 2000YELLOW360

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    Who says their kidding?

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  24. jimpo1

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    Welcome to Texas Art. Rob's not kidding, he HAS shaved his legs. Greg isn't kidding either (an assumption I'm making because I know Greg), he's humped Robs leg.
     
  25. Greg Scott

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    Jim E., wasn't it you who thought Robbie was humpable?*
    *Is that a word?
     

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