Should I shoot my wife?

I don't think terminating her life is necessary. Some new glasses may be beneficial though. Then again locking her away so she can never say that to anyone again may also be a promising solution.

 

Don't get her glasses! She might see what you really look like!

Use the opportunity to bring over a *ahem* friend, she won't know the difference.

It'll be universally agreed she's blind as a bat by mid-afternoon.

Show her the Weber concept car!

 

Interrogation could make her talk and say the right thing.

 

Just brand her arm with a prancing horse iron, she'll never forget what car looks better then.

 

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Wonder how that made you feel?
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Hahahaha!!

 

A replacement.....immediately!! And 15 years younger .

 

Tell her you're gonna fill the garage with these.... And then you'll decide which model is the best looking one.
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Ok, 9 years younger then .

 

Tell her that if the Dino is totalled, MAYBE, but really maybe the 914 looks better

 

Aye!! HOT!!

 

First she tells you about the car. The next thing is that spare tire you're packing around the mid section......then you're off to see the doctor to get some hair plugs......MY GOD MAN! GET OUT NOW WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE!!!!!!

 

Certainly a close battle for most beautiful car.

It took me ten minutes to find a decent 914 picture, took me um... a second to find one of the Dino.Yup, she's right, that 914 just blows the visual doors off the Dino.

Does she dig guys with mullets, too?

Dave M.
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You sure she knows which car is which?

 

So much for woman's intuition.

 

..... i think i'll take the one on the left..

 

No big deal..beauty is in the eye of the beholder....My wife always said she thought the Porsche Boxster was cute..and that if she ever got a "sports car" she would like one of those......then last year we were driving up 101 just noth of San Francisco and she saw a red/tan 355 Spider...she fell in love! No not with another man..but she said Wow that is an awsome car......I love that car....I casually said that is a Ferrari 355.....she said I would like one of those if you ever get another Ferrari......Then I would actually drive it.....

This is were I could shoot myself!! I should have immediately turned the Lexus 330 around and headed straight to the Ferrari of San Francisco dealer (which is actually in Mill Valley, where I live and 1 mile from my house) and bought a 355 Spider and added to the stable....Instead I said sure honey for my next Ferrari we can look at a 355....How stupid was that!

Lesson learned....Carpe Diem......

 

Tell her that her obsession with Picasso is showing ... and it explains her makeup, too.

Your wife isn't Dora Maar, is she?
And your response.
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Stunned. No. Shootings not an option. Maybe a taser will work.

 

That one on the right looks strangely familiar, but the guy told me it was not a Picasso after we tried to fence it to him...

 

Tell her 914s are really hard to find ...BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS ONE!