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  1. JonBrent

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    #2 285ferrari, Mar 3, 2005
    Yes ladies this is how I actually sit in my Ferrari.
     
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    "Michael I keep telling them that we get equal treatment at the team but no one believes me..."
     
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    #4 GoFerrari28, Mar 3, 2005
    This sure beats the little scooter
     
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    #5 LetsJet, Mar 3, 2005
    "This type of 'service' is really going to add to our pit stop times"
     
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    #6 Gilles27, Mar 3, 2005
    "No thanks, Ruben. You just finish my foot massage. I'll leave the happy ending up to the girls here."
     
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    #7 FIAutoSports, Mar 3, 2005
    "A little to the left"

    Off hand, what a great life.
     
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    #8 Schatten, Mar 3, 2005
    "Reubens... you missed the junk between the two smallest toes... remember, this is what you get for not following team orders!"
     
  9. darth550

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    #9 darth550, Mar 3, 2005
    Rubens: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b!tch out, and givin' a b!tch a foot massage ain't even the same fukkin' thing.

    Schumi: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

    Rubens: It ain't no fukkin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fukkin' sport. Foot massages don't mean ****.

    Schumi: Have you ever given a foot massage?

    Rubens: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fukkin' master.

    Schumi: Given a lot of 'em?

    Rubens: **** yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.

    Schumi: Would you give a guy a foot massage?

    Rubens: Fukk you.

    Schumi: You give them a lot?

    Rubens: Fukk you.

    Schumi: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.

    Rubens: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
     
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    #10 UroTrash, Mar 3, 2005
    ^^^ "A play in One Act"

    by Darth.

    (That's talent.)
     
  11. FIAutoSports

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    #11 FIAutoSports, Mar 3, 2005
    bwahahahaha
     
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    #12 UroTrash, Mar 3, 2005

    LOL
     
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    #13 AJS328, Mar 3, 2005
    "Come on. Let's get into character."
     
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    #14 darth550, Mar 3, 2005
    "We got a few minutes, let's hang back"
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    #15 AJS328, Mar 3, 2005
    "We should have brought a shotgun."
     
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    #16 darth550, Mar 3, 2005
    You make a good point.

    DL
     
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    #17 vincent355, Mar 3, 2005
    "how many guys are in there?"
     
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    #18 wax, Mar 3, 2005
    I've got the toejam, who's got the vegemite?
     
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    #19 vincent355, Mar 3, 2005
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    #21 ashsimmonds, Mar 3, 2005
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