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Silence is golden... story

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    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
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    Stockholm, Sweden
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    Peter B.
    Mrs Johnson's dishwasher broke down and she contacted a company who
    promised to send a technician over the next morning.
    Mrs Johnson had an appointment the next morning so she left written
    instructions:
    "The key is under the doormat. Repair the machine and leave the bill
    on the table. Don't worry about the pitbull, he won't touch you.
    But what ever you do, don't talk to the parrot!"

    When the technician showed up the next day, he found the key under the
    doormat, opened the door and stood face to face with the biggest, most
    horrifying dog he had ever seen.
    The dog behaved very well and was quietly observing while the technician
    repaired the machine.

    The parrot, on the other hand, was throwing peanuts at him while he was
    shouting all sorts of obscene words.

    Finally, the technician had all he could take and shouted back:
    "Shut the f**k up, you ugly, f**king crow!"

    Then the parrot answered: "Bite Buster, Bite!"

    /Peter
     
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