Simple: Is there anyone on here getting one?

Greetings fellow lovers of delectable Italian badassedness,

I have perused the various threads about LaFerrari and can't seem to determine whether any members of the site are going to actually take delivery of one.

Is the selection process for ownership ongoing and, if so, are there any active participants in said process? Furthermore, what exactly are the steps of the process? Are they actually going to perform proctological exams on perspective clients at the factory? (Would that be covered by your medical or auto insurance?)

Anyway, all joking aside, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who is hoping to vicariously satiate their automotive lust through the postings of someone who is actually realizing that which is, to many enthusiasts, a dream beyond dreams.

I realize that a great number of those who will actually come to own LaFerrari are very private people who would choose not to supply any information regarding a transaction such as this on a publicly viewed message board, but I have been working round the clock with a team consisting of the most knowledgeable, upper echelon cyber-security specialists and we do believe that we have stumbled upon a fail-safe method that can all but guarantee your anonymity and offer you the utmost protection:

Don't post anything.

But I sure hope someone does.

Yours in Petrol,
Pants