Well, "small" and "tight" are totally different story. Does someone have a small winnie and can't handle larger *******?
If you take one of those, you'll need a self help book on coping with a self inflicted, dislocated shoulder!! DL
LOL! Believe or not, I have taken one before once for fun... Man, those things are EVIL! I couldn't walk around in public for whole day.
This is for you , Dave. Something I did last night to show that I really know where the gas pedal is. (It was f-ing awesome. As you can see, I actually got into the right track, too.) Image Unavailable, Please Login
Ha! What do you want to bet SHE is on some chat board right now with a bunch of other women asking if she should be giving Patrick the same book? It's just a matter of time before one of the two headcases blinks first and gives the other the book over dinner. Seriously Patrick, take a look at yourself. What goes through your mind just before you type www.ferrarichat.com and then click "Post New Message" and start a thread like this? You have spent the last week making yourself looking like some teenage schoolboy with a boatload of sexual angst, not knowing who to tell first about a date with a girl you have a crush on. Jeeezus! Have you EVER been laid? I'll go back to last week's advice. At 3pm in the afternoon, tune into 97.1FM at 3pm. Listen to the man's advice. Then, until you are at least 35 (possibly even 40) bang the hell out of everything in sight and do it with no remorse. I know, I know... I am the typical male and I am a dog, right? As several people have tried to tell you, women in their 20's don't want a guy who has their s**t together, they don't want love and they dont want commitment unless it's with a guy who they can steadily mooch off of until they get their s**t together. After you have banged everything in sight until you are at least 35, then look for love and a commitment. By then, you have seen and done enough women to know exactly what you want. Just like shopping for a good used Ferrari, the more you see, the more you know exactly what you want. Coming here on FerrariChat and soliciting advice has got to embarrasing. If you aren't embarrased, I'm embarrased for you. Posting the daily rundown, or play-by-play, and making it into some sort of soap opera or reality show is bordering on pathetic.
Ok Patrick, I'll try one more time...... Step 1: Print GREG'S POST Step 2: Put it into this frame (with the cute little bears on it ) Step 3: Read these words EVERY DAY Step 4: Reschedule your date....she won't mind! DL Image Unavailable, Please Login
Sheesh, I thought everyone knew since Jimmy can't lay low like his dad wants him to. I am wrong on my last post though - Jimmy's picture would actually be in a frame on Jimmy's nightstand.
The best part about this advice is you can do this starting... RIGHT NOW! Call her tomorrow. Say hello, ask how her day was. Tell her you have a headache and you would like to go out some other time. Don't suggest a time, don't tell her how you were looking forward to Monday, don't tell her you'll make it up to her. She is more than capable of doing something else that night. The only words that should change your mind are from her and they begin with, "I can come over..." You're balls will thank you later. Sunny
