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  1. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    My son and I are looking for the Skunk Beast

    Any stories :)
     
  2. ILuv4Res

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    There are always a few that show up at your parties...... lol!
     
  3. WILLIAM H

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    LOL I forgot about those :)
     
  4. paulie_b

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    what is it?
     
  5. Cliff Torus

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    It's when you cross Janet Napolitano with Rosie O'Donnell.
     
  6. ARTNNYC

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    LOL
     
  7. WILLIAM H

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    It's FL Bigfoot that lives @ Everglades

    About as fugly as Roseanne + Janet but hopefully far less communist
     
  8. ARTNNYC

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    Janet Reno?
     
  9. oss117

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    How about Ileana Ross-Lehtinen??
    She is pretty fugly too
     
  10. WILLIAM H

    WILLIAM H Three Time F1 World Champ

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    Maybe but shes not a commie at least
     
  11. Jack-the-lad

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    One was recently overheard wood-knocking along the Apalachicola River....
     
  12. WJGESQ

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    I think he means Skunk Ape.
     
  13. BT

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    Me and my brother were snipe hunting in the Redlands when we were kids. After tracking one for an afternoon we decided to cool off in one of the drainage canals. After a few clips off the steel bridge at 320th street and 217th avenue we competed in a muff diving contest. I got honorable mention.

    On our way back to the trail to get some snipe we caught a glimpse of a skunk beast heading east. I jumped on my Z50 but the beast was too fast for me to catch him. I took a couple shots with my Daisy but it just couldn't bring that beast down.

    We never saw him after that, but a few years later we found a bale of pot that someone must have dumped from a plane coming back to the US. My friend took it to a fort we built on the back of his ATC90.

    Bottom line is that the skunk beast is really fast. If you see one you had better be ready to take him down quickly. They aren't aggressive. The smell of a skunk beast is like 2 week old Durian. Unfortunately you probably have to track it from downwind since they run at the first hint of Irish Spring.

    Good luck on the hunt!

    :)
    BT
     
  14. BartonWorkman

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    Growing up in Sebring, the legend there was Mossman which inhabited the woods
    around Lake Huckleberry terrorizing the Boy Scout and Camp Sparta campers each
    summer.

    Really, Mossman was nothing more than a couple of local rednecks who covered
    themselves in Spanish moss, crossing the lake in a boat and tear-assing around the
    camps scaring the hell out of the kids.

    BHW
     

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