There was this "not too bright" scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands. He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log book, frog jumps 30 feet. Then he cuts off one leg. He gives the same command to frog. It jumps 25 feet. In Log: Cut off one leg, frog jumps 5 less feet. He cuts off another leg. Frog goes 20 feet. He records it in log book. Then he cuts off the 3rd leg, commands frog to jump. Frog jumps 10 feet. He writes, cut off 3 legs and frog now jumps 10 less feet. Finally, he cuts off the last leg and commands frog, JUMP! The Frog doesn't move an inch. So the scientist writes in his book... Cut off all 4 legs and frog GOES DEAF! _______________________ DL
could have been so much funnier if you had mentioned that this research was being performed at Texas A&M.
Darth....It's NOT 'Smart Cookie', it's 'Smart Cookee'. The original term was 'Smart Cake'. In the 19th Century, a 'Smart Cookee' was the cook's assistant in American lumber camps. Through the years, most people assumed that 'Cookee' was 'Cookie, thus verses, etc. were drafted that way. In 1948, Fredric Brown screwed the whole 'Cookee' thing when he published the line "Smart cookie, that Wilson" in the book Murder could be fun. Ain't ya glad I chimed in on this thread!
I think you are a bit misinformed. Texas A&M is where the sheep cloning program became so wildly successful that all the co-eds had to transfer to Southwest Texas State in hopes of finding a date to their sorority formal events.
