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  1. MarkPDX

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    #1 MarkPDX, Jun 10, 2005
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  2. Mike360

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    #2 Mike360, Jun 10, 2005
    ******** i hate when my national icon gets owned....
     
  3. slashmatt

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    That snake is pretty vulnerable when it's eating, huh?
     
  4. wax

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    #4 wax, Jun 10, 2005
    Is there like an alka-seltzer for "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" snakes?

    If only that snake had eaten "Joey" on Friends, I would have watched the show just that one time. Probably be the highest-rated show ever. Maybe a reunion is in order. Hmmmmmm...
     
  5. Horsefly

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    Possible captions:

    1. Kangeroo,....McDonalds Big Mac,.....it's all the same.
    2. Would you like fries with that?
    3. Kirstie Alley visits Australia
    5. Tastes just like platypus
    6. KangerooWNED!!!
    7. What we have here, is failure, to regurgitate.
    8. When Monty meets Skippy
    9. What? No Vegemite?
    10: Snake: "So much for the appetizer. Where's that 4500 pound
    crocodile that was on F-chat last week?"
    11. Wally B, noted Australian gansta' rappin' 'roo, murdered by his own lawyer
     
  6. MarkPDX

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    #6 MarkPDX, Jun 10, 2005
    Ug......... Well you just won the obscure pun of the day award.
     
  7. tx246

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    #7 tx246, Jun 10, 2005
    what i want to know is how long was it before that damn snake could move again.
     
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    #8 134282, Jun 10, 2005
    ROTFLMAO...!!! i didn't catch on until you mentioned it...! Wax, you are wholly composed of pure genius...!!!


    Is that a python...? Can anyone tell...? i love snakes... i miss Squeeze Me...
     
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    i'm pretty sure, after a hefty meal like that, they rest for a little bit, then slowly and quietly make their way back to somewhere safe until they can digest "Joey"...
     
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    #10 WJHMH, Jun 10, 2005
    Add extra points if there was a baby in the roo's pouch.
     
  11. Horsefly

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    #11 Horsefly, Jun 10, 2005
    More commonly known as a pocket pitaroo.
     
  12. Glassman

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    #12 Glassman, Jun 10, 2005
    I don't want to be around when the snake finally farts.
     
  13. wax

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    Me, neither! Those young'un's can be quite disagreeable!
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  14. Horsefly

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  15. mred

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    #15 mred, Jun 10, 2005
    Looks like some type of carpet or scrub python. And that reticulated python in the post above this is Bob Clark's and goes by the appropriate name, Fluffly.
    -Ed
     
  16. FarmerDave

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    #16 FarmerDave, Jun 10, 2005
    Damn, I never should have let ya'll know where I was finding my funny links.
     
  17. TestShoot

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    #17 TestShoot, Jun 10, 2005
    Now that's a woman that knows how to deep-throat
     
  18. jag11

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    #18 jag11, Jun 10, 2005
    People eat kangaroo?
     
  19. WJHMH

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    #19 WJHMH, Jun 10, 2005
    You never heard of JACK IN THE BOX?
     
  20. gbrown37

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    #20 gbrown37, Jun 10, 2005
    lmfao
     
  21. AKS

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    It's an Amethystine Python.
     
  22. steve f

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    #22 steve f, Jun 11, 2005
    seen some pictures like this a few years ago it was an oil worker somewhere in the jungle in the back of a pickup been swallowed by a snake
     
  23. spidermanUK

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    #23 spidermanUK, Jun 11, 2005
    Lots of people eat kangaroo.......just not many of them know it:D
     
  24. ashsimmonds

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    #24 ashsimmonds, Jun 11, 2005
    you've made me hungry, might go get some for dinner right now...
     

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