Snakes on a Plane

Ok even know people are bashing the hell out of this on Fchat I plan on seeing this. There I said it, then again I also like odd movies so... .

 

Lessee.....
(A) Poisonous snakes get shipped by air....
Then..... :

1) Errant clerk, damages snakes box ....or...
2) Errant loader, doesn't cinch down the crate....or...
3) Shipper mislabels box as "In-flight" meals

(B) The Plane, a 727, :

1) flys into a thunderstorm, due to malfunctioning stormscope
2) gets attacked by aliens, due to malfunctioning stormscope
3) Flies into windshear, gets flipped upside down, while avoiding a mid-air with a paraglider, @ FL 380, due to malfunctioning stormscope

(C) The above condition causes the box

1) to come loose, agitating snakes
2) break open, agitating snakes
3) disintegrate, agitating snakes

(D)The snakes then:

1) find their way to the cockpit, and force the pilots to return for a stronger box....
2) Get angered from the tossing around, and force the pilots to return for an upgrade to first class
3) get really Pi$$ed off, and decide to attack every passenger, in order to stop the abuse

(E) The result is that :

1) The snakes...slither about looking for someplace warm and dark (Hmmm... Underwear?)
2) Passengers scream....... SNAKES! AAAAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!
3) The screaming, gets snakes into a feeding frenzy, (before seen only in sharks) biting everything, but the stormscope

Which causes :

1) Harrison Ford, decides to initiate a "Young Snakes" program

2) Ian Fleming writes a sequel.... "Goldsnaker" about a rich evil snake, wanting world dominance

3) Steven Spielberg sees another blockbuster... "Jurrasaic Snake Park"



I think that about covers it eh??
I mean............. what else can snakes do on a plane? The Watusi?

http://www.answers.com/topic/the-watusi

I doubt that they can do the Charleston's kick step......Except in zero gravity...Maybe...

Skyraider

 

I ain't afraid of no stinking snakes...............................

 

I remember when i first heard about it I laughed so hard that I cryed because I thought it was a joke.

 

My instructors would have made these things look like over grown earthworms.

 

What's next, dangerous shipment of spiders on a jet?

 

Spiders on a Train.

 

that's was nice movie! but it's impossible to happen

 

Skyraider

U belly belly funny man!!

 

WOW!!

And it only took you :

One Year, and Sixteen days to figure that out??


( heh Heh... that post was from Aug 5th, of last year!!!)

Oh awwwww right....
Thank you, anyway....

And welcome aboard.
Make sure your seat belt is fastened, and trays are in an upright position.



Charlie
aka Skyraider

 

Every time I put my tray in an upright position I spill the soup and everything. Why do they keep asking you to do that. My socks are still soggy and sticky from slit pea soup.
Switches

 

"Cause they can't get Bob Hoover to fly for them, and if they could,
you'd enjoy the loop..... AND.... the soup.

HINT.....
Eat the soup first....If the sandwich falls, you have (the five second rule)
time to pick it up before it gets dirty....and your socks won't get wet and soggy,
till spring, when you do the laundry.... ;-)



Skyraider