So I check into my hotel room last night.........

Weak line from Johnny Cash? No, I left my 44-70 at home!

 

OK, the clerk was actually a female. For helping me, I paid her $100 to whip me in my room while Melodie watched

 

I kept my cool. Melodie was even taken back by that. I was calm and kind.........Still I get crap from those who like to B&M about my past B&M'ing! I should B&M about them! How's that for a B&M thread?

WAX: I got lucky

 

I do the same, but with about 2000 rooms, I did not give it a second thought it would be my luck to be next to the elevator. If you ever get stuck next to the ice maker, just whip out a pre-printed sign that reads ICE MAKE OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE MACHINE ON ANOTHER FLOOR. I keep these with me along with a small roll of tape! (Another great thing to bring is a 1 to 3 power plug. Priceless in a hotel room (And an airport to share the one plugs that are almost always in use). If you smoke and get stuck in a non-smoking room, always have a can of air freshener and get a late checkout. Empty the can in your room in the morning before leaving and hang the do not disturb sign on the door. The room will smell good by the time the maids get there at 1:00PM!........Ya, it's ghetto!

 

When you have a teenage girl, ajoining rooms are the ticket.............Until you get the bill for her room service!

 

I'm honored!

 

+10. I HATE that city. I lived there from '74 to '82. What a dump.

 

You are probably so bombed when you get to your room, you would not care