So why did they close the F1 thread?

That is what we have been asking and thus far your responses reek of BS.

I don't buy it, not for a second. I think my idea that you are being surrupticiously courted by a white slavery ring, looking for gay prostitutes is far more likely.

 

PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!!

My heart has been sickened this morning as I read this thread and the F1 driver thread. My name is BJ, and I am the man in the BreakerOhio vids. You can learn more about my goals, my heart, and my drives at my personal site, www.BreakerOhio.com.

As I read these threads, I could not believe how easy you have all been taken in or "trolled". I found out about this thread on the S2K forums. People were laughing at "me" and my stupid posts. I felt violated. I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO BE THE BUTT OF YOUR JOKES.

Didn't any of you read the information next to my YouTube posts? OBVIOUSLY I know that I am not "racing the hpde" as you put it. I am a novice participant with Chin Motorsports, which is the most respected trackday organization in this country. Yes, I have some issues with my driving, but I am new to track time. I'm going to find the apex, thank you very much.

Fitness, spirit, drifting, and the spirit of competition are strong within me. I am not a joke. My videos are meant for my friends and family, not to be held up to ridicule by millionaires. I'm sorry that I can't have an F40. I'm young and making my own way in the world.

The way I see it, it's always the people who are pretending to be stupid who are behind this. It seems to me that SimonF40, Dr. Strangelove, and b-mak created this BrightLight guy to humiliate me. And why? What have I ever done to any of you? Where's the consideration for others?

And you, Casey, should be ashamed of yourself for trying to take the "heat" off yourself with this business. You're obviously a faker and a loser who will never do anything other than scrub carbon off the valves of wealthy men's cars. Driver? Ha. The guy I had for my first trackday with Chin would take you to school. Why don't you focus on your own failings, plus the fact that you look like a "ladyboy" in your photos, instead of trying to humiliate me?

I sincerely hope that when I reach my life's pinnacle, I'll reach a hand down to those below me, not spit on and humiliate them. Simon. Dr. S, and the others who pretended to believe this "character"... you should feel deep shame. Clearly you did not receive the gift of human decency when you received your financial blessings.

I hope you have all learned something from this.

-BJ

 

+1...

O.k...I guess if "ANY" of what he says is true...is got to be what Senna3xWC here says...no joke, and THAT will need...

"The right attitude and the ability to learn are hugely important, as is coming from a respectable background, being articulate, well-mannered, and well-groomed. The ability to relocate to Europe with no strings attached would also be a prerequisite. It was these attributes the team had in mind when meeting with Casey"

Sorry...couldnt help myself.

 

nevermind...

 

I'm reminded of Foucault here as we mise en abyme and stare into this intertextual mirror. Who is Casey, who is BJ, who is BrightSizeLife? Though I could continue to compete with BJ's text, as it were, my personal ethics prevent this action as surely as SimonF40's inability to read subtext lead him to violently e-froth at the e-mouth.

I am the puppetmaster. I pull all the strings. I doubt that poor Casey even knows we're talking about him. It's all a fraud, from the first act to the last, with certain individuals playing the chorus to this play.

Give Casey a break. I've never met the lad but I'm sure he wouldn't be so stupid as to come on here and beg for money. I happened to come across the website and, using my utter dominance of Akamai's network and my thousands of bots, I've relay-posted several identities here. 'Twas all a pretty play of the imagination, meant to amuse my friends.

Good night.

 

I wish you hadn't done that. It was hurtful and humiliating. If we met I don't think we would be friends. Do you mean to say that even Casey is a fake? The entire website? What did you do, pay somebody to model? I hope I become a good enough driver that someday I could beat you in a race. If, that is, you're even a racer. Now THAT's a goal.

 

L - fecking -O - L


This is the most precious thread on this forum EVER!

 

Is THIS the Twilight Zone ?

 

^^^ Guy's a master.

 

+1...OH my...this guy is not only HI but BI-POLAR?

 

Well, shizzle my nizzle!

(I just wasted two days)

 

Sir, you are a master. Hats off to you. I've never laughed so hard in my life, but the "story" was beginning to crack...

 

I concur, this male soap opera, 'All My Racers' had to end sometime. Bloody entertaining nonetheless.

 

Wow!

The plot THICKENS!!!!

This is cooking down like a good New Orleans gumbo......LOL!

I had forgotten about all my "Fastest Laps" and Pole Position qualifying efforts in the karts, that DOES say a lot from a Spec Series like that......it's always easier to win from the front too, if none of the twenty wankers on your azz makes any mistakes and plows into the rear of your kart....

Make one mistep and all twenty of them fly right on by you!

 

It's GENTRY!!!!!

Returned to taunt us all, from the pressurized cabin of his jet, cruising high above us in the stratosphere!!!!!

Dammit it all, we all should have BELIEVED him, while we had the chance!

brb....Mr Foyt needs the oil changed in his bulldozer, it just returned from the Paint Shop after the accident!

 

I don't know about the "well groomed" F1 qualification...

Jaques, Coultard.....even young Hill were seen pretty scruffy on occaision.....

 

There HAVE been self inflicted fatalities related to Internet taunting, you know....

I say we file this thread next to the one about 'Ms. Deaf Texas' getting run down by the freight train.......

*lonesome train whistle moans*

 

still good stuff...i say we keep it going.

 

This has been fun. So, does anyone want to reveal who the cast was behind these characters?

 

BSL hacked into the Subscribed "FChat Police" thread in Silver Subscribed and is now banned........

Maybe Rob can unmask the perps...seems to be some newbies, IMO.

Or one of our own, doing some World Class spoofing, hard to say...

*shrugs shoulders*

I'm calling to check on Peter Goesinya's last known whereabouts.....

 

.. this one made me LOL..

Yeah, but who are the "THEY" who have opened doors for you?

Stop being such a "putz"... (sorry, couldn't resist...)

I think he means he is a driver for God.. such as "Driving Miss Daisy"

~shahedc
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I feel violated!