Some dude spat in me ferrari.

Just occurred to me... given the aftermath, this thread should be entitled, "Some dude shat in me ferrari."

I wonder if they've been able to sleep yet?

 

The only thing the culprit proved was that he is FOREVER A LOSER and has
no aspirations of being anybody or accomplishing anything.
By the way I have had my cars spat on a couple of times but never saw
who did it. It blows my mind how people can hate someone they don't even
know.

 

"C". Definitely "C". And repeat as necessary.

An idea: For those of us unable to accomplish "C" as chaa can, lets establish a "Ferrarichat bail fund", so that we can get our vicarious thrills reading emails from chaa and others relating actual C-type incidents!

(Just kidding, chaa, your self-restraint in that situation was admirable)

Tom

 

Glad you opened up a can of "whup a$$" on that joker. It was the only thing to do.

 

I don't understand how you did it, but you should be applauded for not doing what I have done.

What would I have done? Have you seen American History X?

Yeah.. the curbs real pretty.

 

Chaz,
for shock and embarrassment, nothing beats a hard and very loud open-handed slap. It's a very effective technique, but I recommend that you practice on a watermelon until you can do it without making the target explode!

It seems you get this much more in the UK than anywhere else. I know you were in Portugal, but still, it was English scrotes. Too bad. At least you taught them a lesson they won't forget. Well done!

 

Fortunately, this happened to you in Portugal. Had you been in San Francisco, where I live, and done anything other than options A, B or D, YOU would have ended up in the dock.

 

It must be so cool when someone asks what you do for a living and you say, Close Protection Operative. Badass man, good job

 

I'm with option "C" However, you say you were near a dock....a swift bodycheck right into the water would have given him something to remember you by.

 

It must be frustrating (but part of the job) to have to hold back as much as you do.

But...discretion ...

--Dan

 

Charlie, can you please post a picture of yourself...? i guess some people haven't seen it...

 

His picture is in his profile, Holy smokes, I don't want him on my bad side. Needless to say, I don't think I would be doing anything that would get me on his bad side, but still...

That's one of those moments that should be on tape. I would have loved to have seen the look on the guy's face.

 

good job~ we need more ppl like u ...

 

Its so annoying when this kind of thing happens, or someone scratches your car and 99% of the times these buggers never get caught.

Well done Chaa I don't know if I could have kept my cool, he probably would have ended up in the water with a bloody nose.

Some people work hard for the things they have and some jealous T**T comes along and tries spoil it beacause they havn't got the guts to make something of themeselves.

Rant Over

 

LoL....That's really funny and the perfect antidote to a tosser like that !

Seb

 

The marina in Vilamora is picture perfect and such a shame to have ruined by ignorant a-holes. I'd take the higher road and ignore the bastards...no real damage done, take pride/satisfaction in knowing that they're going home to their Yugo or whatever. Such small people don't deserve the time of day.

Brian

 

Talk about picking the wrong guy! Good for you! A similar thing happened with a friend of mine who is about 6'6 300 pounds. He came out to his car one day to find a pair of legs sticking out the door. A guy was stealing his radio and ended up with the beating of his life. Even the cops were snickering as they wrote up the report. One cop said "what the hell happened to the guy?" I surprised him and he hit his head on the steering wheel." my friend says. LOL

 

I'm with you all the way in option 'C', except I think I would have made him eat it (take it back) rather than giving him the easy way out of using a napkin. If he couldn't manage to eat it all, his friend is welcome to help eat it.