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  1. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    For the rest of the month, I will use this thread to reference spelling and grammatical errors used on this site, because, well... they irk me. :)

    As I see them, I will point them out - possibly even referencing the poster, the post and the thread - not that I'm looking to embarrass anyone - maybe I'll keep those parts out.


    The most common problem I see on here (and out in the real world) is peoples' eagerness to use apostrophes. For example:

    "We have many Ferrari's for sale". This is not correct usage for the apostrophe. Apostrophes indicate possession; for example:

    "That was Ferrari's idea." That sentence properly uses an apostrophe. The word "idea" is the possession and "Ferrari" is the possessor, hence "Ferrari's".

    An apostrophe should never be used when describing the pluralization of something. For example:

    "The wheel's on his Ferrari's are all painted different color's." The three bolded words in that sentence are needlessly and erroneously equipped with apostrophes. Please... think of the apostrophes. :)

    More tomorrow...
     
  2. ^@#&

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    I's was' gonnas start's somethings like this's too...Not reallys. I jus't think yous are getting too picky's
     
  3. wax

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    Your they're wurst enema.
     
  4. MrApex

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    dollor=dollar...
     
  5. darth550

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    Whats the matter, did you loose you're dictionary?
     
  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    The sad thing is, some people will come in here, read your reply and only see the sarcasm, not the point behind it.
     
  7. ^@#&

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    are you forgetting that there is just sarcasm when it comes to darth? he is no deeper :D :D :D
     
  8. MrApex

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    Very true - if they don't get it now, their never going to get it.

    :)
     
  9. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL, bastard...!
     
  10. MrApex

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    Meh, I've bean called worse.
     
  11. Webby

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    I almost always say "Ferrari's" when I mean one or more Ferrari.
    I just think "Ferraris" looks weird. But NNO I will stop for your sake

    Side note:
    Are you sure " peoples' " is correct? (had to space out so the apostrophe was visible)
    A people is a group of persons. So peoples would be groups of groups of persons.
    Redundant? I'm not sure. Maybe a people could be a group of people. I don't know. Just a thought.
     
  12. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Keep it up...! I may just have a heart attack or something...! :)
     
  13. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Absolutely...! In the way I used it, it's definitely correct. Let me explain... In the sentence "The most common problem I see on here (and out in the real world) is peoples' eagerness to use apostrophes.", the word "eagerness" becomes a possessive word, because I indicate whose eagerness. Whose eagerness...? The peoples' eagerness. Got it...? "Peoples'" is the possessor in the referenced example.
     
  14. ashsimmonds

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    dew knot awl wheys trussed yaw spell chequer
     
  15. GrigioGuy

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    I have a spelling checker,
    It came with my PC.
    It plane lee marks four my revue
    Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

    Eye ran this poem threw it,
    Your sure reel glad two no.
    Its vary polished in it's weigh.
    My checker tolled me sew.

    A checker is a bless sing,
    It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
    It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
    And aides me when eye rime.

    Each frays come posed up on my screen
    Eye trussed too bee a joule.
    The checker pours o'er every word
    To cheque sum spelling rule.

    Bee fore a veiling checker's
    Hour spelling mite decline,
    And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
    We wood bee maid too wine.

    Butt now bee cause my spelling
    Is checked with such grate flare,
    Their are know fault's with in my cite,
    Of nun eye am a wear.

    Now spelling does knot phase me,
    It does knot bring a tier.
    My pay purrs awl due glad den
    With wrapped word's fare as hear.

    To rite with care is quite a feet
    Of witch won should bee proud,
    And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
    Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

    Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
    Such soft wear four pea seas,
    And why eye brake in two averse
    Buy righting want too pleas.


    By Jerrold H. Zar, Northern Illinois University
    Journal of Irreproducible Results 39, 1 (Jan.-Feb. 1994): 13
     
  16. ^@#&

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    you know it is bad enough that you have to correct us, but the explainations are driving me crazy
     
  17. MrApex

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    Such grace in describing the rules of the language, and then before each "?" and "!", you find these - "..." - under which rule does the triple-dot application fall?

    ;)
     
  18. darth550

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    DESs dots.....Carby get's two scents for every dot on the intarweb!
     
  19. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Correctly:
    You know, it is bad enough that you have to correct us, but the explanations are driving me crazy.
     
  20. thecarreaper

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    ill read it, maybe i can learn a thing or two hundred. afterall, ya'all, i is just a dumb aeroplane mechanic with a linguini car :) :) :)
     
  21. MrApex

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    Thanks Darth. That explain's it.
     
  22. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    The ellipsis is formally used to indicate an omission of letters or words. I most certainly use ellipses incorrectly, but I use them in a colloquial manner here on the internet. It's sort of my own, little signature. :)
     
  23. OC Speed Junkie

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    NNO,
    Gullible is in the dictionary. I looked.

    Joe
     
  24. thecarreaper

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    with all them post-its he done, i'ezed surprised he aint done broke this here Fiarree intarweb.












    BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  25. MrApex

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    Thank ewe!
     

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