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Split: "SMASHED WINDSHIELD" thread gone awry

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  1. Z0RR0

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    Now this is not plausible, first it's some 10th graders, then a CRX, then a cat, then 4 bang, and now a cat drinving a CRX with a lemon on its head (safety first, good). I'm not sure the victim is who we think he think we know he is. Think. Isn't. :D

    I have a better retaliation plan. Repair the car, find the kid (you will, eventually), have your son be friends with him, and take him for a spin. I'll bet it'll make him feel like pure concentrate ******* to see you're a nice guy and he wrecked your car. :D
     
  2. Dcup

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    how about i take the kid for a ride, take it to about 130 mph, put on some tunes, really crank the stereo loud, we ll high 5 each other, he ll have a giant grin on from ear to ear, then i push him out of the fukin car, but just before that, i say tuck and roll mother f er
     
  3. Dcup

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    #28 Dcup, May 15, 2005
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    i just got a pm from a dude who says he can deffinately help me, the only wierd catch is , he says if he gets caught i have to say that he and i where going through the mcdonalds drive through and we then went to the airport to catch a plane to chicago, --- this is him
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  4. darth550

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    Just came home to an email and a PM from Mr. Congeniality.

    Looks like we have another Joel Miller meltdown on our hands.
     
  5. Dcup

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    you gotta love it.......
     
  6. SilverF20C

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    Would this be in novel format or the cliff notes version? ;)
     
  7. darth550

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    I haven't seen anything quite that pathetic since "The Last American Virgin" in 1982!

    SilverF...Cliff, thank god! ;)
     
  8. Gershwin

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  9. SilverF20C

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    :D
     
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  11. wax

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    #36 wax, May 15, 2005
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    Laramie spoke in class today...
    Laramie spoke in class today...
    Laramie spoke in, spoke in...
    Laramie spoke in, spoke in...
    Laramie spoke in class today...
    Laramie spoke in class today...
    Woo... (29x)
    Woooooohhh...spoke in, spoke in...
    Woooooohhh...uh huh, uh huh...
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  12. El Wayne

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    #37 El Wayne, May 15, 2005
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    Regarding lemons, limes and melon rinds...

    it's a pomelo, no?
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  13. Dcup

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    #38 Dcup, May 15, 2005
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    with a line like that, i have no choice but to believe that wayne A is really this guy--
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  14. SilverF20C

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    Brutal :D
     
  15. El Wayne

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    :)

    On second thought, it looks more like some kind of melon now that I see it close up. Can anybody identify this melon? It might help lead to an arrest:

    http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/03/catmelonhead.htm

    By the way, sorry to hear about your windshield!
     
  16. SilverF20C

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    It's suddenly becoming clearer and clearer. OJ threw a pomelo at John's windshield at high speed while driving his CRX. I think we've barely scratched the surface.
     
  17. SilverF20C

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    Vindicated. :)
     
  18. El Wayne

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    Yep, you da man. Now what kind of melon is it?
     
  19. Dcup

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    mango ???
     
  20. SilverF20C

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    Tempted to say Rock Melon?
     
  21. El Wayne

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  22. El Wayne

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  23. El Wayne

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    Wow. Do a search on "LimeCat." There's an entire LimeCat subculture out there. Internet chat sites the world over are debating exactly what that is on his head. Here's the Wikipedia listing:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limecat

    After reading this and seeing the newer version with more slices in it, I'm going back to "pomelo." Sorry SilverF20C.

    Anyway, back to the subject of broken windshields and vandalism...
     
  24. SilverF20C

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    Good find. A novel should be written about this.

    Back to the topic.
     
  25. darth550

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