Story with smileys

One day I was walking down the street. All of a sudden a huge boulder fell and crushed a car in front of me. I was I almost started because I thought of the people inside the car. But then I since no one was inside the car and realized I was on a movie set. The director was but at the same time that I interrupted the set.

Your turn. Add on or start your own story.
Rules:
Keep it PG-13
Use the smilies given. Bonus points not awarded to those that incorporate smiles not on the list.

 

I iz


or not I iz

 

Now I iz

 

Good story.