Stupid but funny things you've done when you've had one or so to many...

Fascinating.

 

Note to self: never go drinking with Bas Jaski.

 

Freshman year of college, got a bit drunk at a party in a dorm, tripped and fell down the steps leaving the building. Lucky for me, a campus police officer (who had arrived to break up said party) broke my fall.

D'oh.

fortunately he had bigger fish to fry so didn't bother with me!

 

With a little help from my friends, my "Kilroy was here" signature was; shopping carts in trees. Quickly got 'em waaay up there and in extremely difficult to dislodge positions.

 

That they do! With often spectacular results!

Speaking of which... key thing is for treecart to display with a *wheels up* "finish" - thereby creating more of a *falling* sensation.

 

a buddy use to steal Taco Bell's back when there were bell's on Taco Bell's.

 

I had a friend take his pants off in front of the drive-thru line at a Taco Bell once (this was shortly after I threw him in a fountain down the street)

 

WOW, humanity has risen to a whole new level! I think we are now lowest on the food chain.

 

Industry party.

One of the rare times I got drunk.

Took chick from another competing company back to my hotel room. She just as drunk as me.

Didnt know she was married.

Next day everyone from that company hated me.

 

My idiot friend just threw up in my kitchen after bouncing a whole carton of eggnog off of a dozen Sliders from White Castle.

I dont know yet, but I am HOPING alcohol was involved and he is not simply that stupid.

 

So do tires!

 

I thought it would be a good idea to steal a decorative cement ashtray from an outdoor mall in broad daylight and use my buddy's 40-foot RV as a getaway car. Got to spend the weekend in an Indiana prison.

 

Got engaged! Big mistake! "What starts bad ends bad"

 

Beer fart.

 

I just had a flood of memories. All I can say is, I'm lucky as hell that I grew up before there were cameras everywhere.

 

Let's see, New Years '06 I had already finished off a bottle of champagne and opened the freezer to grab vodka to make a drink. All of the sudden my friend comes over and tries to close the door, I'm thinking he's joking so I'm holding it open. He's starts screaming something, and I'm just laughing my ass off.

Next thing I know he's pushes me, I push him back, he takes a swing and I lose it and throw a right and left and get a clean hit on his jaw. Didn't realize it would take 4 people to get my small ass outside to calm down. They were all laughing about it because they had never seen me get mad before nor in a fight. He apologized later, but I still don't know what the hell he was thinking.

 

Stole a cardboard Stanley Cup cut-out from McDonalds in first year university. Went back 3 months later, only to have the manager come from behind the counter and say, "Hey! You're the guy that stole the Stanley Cup"... thank god I don't like McDonalds...

 

...putting the finger over the vent hole on a tea kettle to check steam pressure. I don`t miss alcohol.

 

Went to Tijuana, which in itself is a bad move. But three of us took a cab back to the border crossing. I got out with Eric while Mike was paying the driver. Eric and I were messing around at a souvenir stand buying our impulse items when Mike comes walking up to us all PO'd. "I just got held up by the taxi driver!" After Eric and I got out, the driver pulled a knife on him. I guess he was yelling for us but we were too involved to hear. Oops.

 

Passed out while partying with an entire hocky team. Woke up covered in shaving cream and beer bottles on all my fingers.

 

And...?

 

and I had a bowl of cereal with beer in place of the milk.

We were playing some game with dice and a cup then the next thing I know I wake up. It's not the drunkest I have ever been but it is defiantly close. The drunkest I have ever been was on grappa. That was bad and I was hung over for a couple of days.