Stupid question - telaio

Dan! Quickly, you must kill this thread. You have no idea what you're messing with. Geeze these Telaio people are deep, deep, deep. They make the dudes in that Da Vinci book look like nuns. Be afraid. Very afraid.

Dr "I know nothing" Tax

 

Telaio means chassis in Italian...
or am I the dumb one for not getting the joke

Cheers
Simon

 

As we're on the topic, ...who's the best source of info on Daytona chassis numbers...that was a smooth thread hijack, no?

Simon

 

Gerald Roush at the Ferrari Market Letter

 

No, you have the name right, but things that I have heard. Man oh man. Deep stuff.

 

the Telaio group is a lot like Fight Club - the first rule of Telaio is don't talk about Telaio . . . . .

 

Shouldn't have Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum made the Da Vinci Code book unnecessary?

 

On build sheets for cars, you'll always see the phrase: "Telaio tipo" meaning type of chassis or chassis type... If you go to Ferrari and enter (Entra) in Italian, you'll undoubtedly find the word 'telaio' in a sentence if you sift through all the articles... i'll ASSUME Telaio was started with the name 'Telaio' because of the main focus on serial numbers...

 

Wayne is it true that you guys use the bones of you-know-who during your ceremonies to determine if a Telaio is the real thing?

I'm thinking that we might have the making of a best seller here. Have your people call mine.

Dr "I really do know nuthing!" Tax

 

Actually it's "his" dark glasses. They have X-ray vision that let's you read chassis, engine, and trans numbers from outside the car, as well as fuel level, oil temp, etc.

 

Dr Tax,

Now we know who you are, and where you live, and that you know.

We must resolve this problem.

Watch out for the all-black 250 GTO with tinted windows....

 

Dale:

If you hear someone in a crowd near you speaking Dutch, run away, fast.

This is your last warning.

Erik

 

HOLELY GUACAMOLE! Hey, I was just kidding. No, really. Hell, I thought that you were talking about Hispanic music or sumthang. You mean that this thread is not about Tijuana? My bad. I'm outta here. I know nothing, really.

Dr "Where's the Witness Protection Program When You Need It" Tax

 

Ferrarichat.com is slowly being taken over by Telaio members. We can be hard to spot as most of us are actually quite normal.......

 

So you're casting your web everywhere, huh? Well, you ain't gonna git away with it, you chassis punks. I'm here to tell ya that truth, justice, and freedom is the American way, and we're gonna put you down. Oh, wait a minute. Huh? Someone is at the door. AAARRRRGGGG! Get away from me! I didn't mean it. Help! Someone get these webs off me. Robbbb!!!!!!! Run!!!!!!!!

 

I have a pair of those Enzo glasses, but they get mixed in with the regular Ray Ban Wayfarers and it takes me a while to find them.


Do you have some time?????

 

And no, I'm NOT going to say anything .... just too dangerous .....