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Stupidity meter. From a Navy buddy.

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by TestShoot, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. TestShoot

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    Well actually an old friend that is in Norfolk (pronounced 'nor' '****')

    Hello, Dr.Gunz here. Let's take a quick look into COMMON SENSE, a person orders a unit deisgned to disperse crowds, it get's locked away in storage, it get's taken out of storage in a mad rush for accountability, it's soon discovered that the unit while in working order does not have the dispersing agent with it, hence because people order parts of things and not everything, that does not demonstrate COMMON SENSE. Fortunately, with COMMON SENSE and the Internet that can all be fixed quickly.

    Now a look at the issues, stupidity rating 1-10 with 10 being the worst. Somebody blew up some trains in Madrid, Spain. killing an estimated 192 innocent people (10). An off shoot of the Al Queda may be to blame, or is it the home grown Spaniards?. Americans are no longer responsible for being lazy fat bodies (10), soon, if the fatness doesn't stop we will have Uncle Sam intervene and try to have a law blocking Super Sizing of meals at fast food chains (10). The real solution (1) is to have FAT people, who are ABLE to exercise, get off thier fat asses and sweat off some pounds as well as curtailing thier diets, so that you and I can order what we want when we are hungry for the good ol' American burger, fries and shake.
    Dr.GUNZ
     
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  3. ryalex

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    That was difficult to read, and in the end I couldn't connect the disaster and American obesity in my head... is the American inability to resist carbohydrates leading to Islamic terrorism??
     
  4. Nibblesworth

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    I'm confused - horribly.

    Dr. Gunz ought to buy a copy of "Elements of Style".
     
  5. androza

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    Or perhaps a highschool level English course.
     
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  8. Tennlee

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    What? Glad I was never in the Navy.
     
  9. AnotherDunneDeal

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    HUH??????????????????
     
  10. dm_n_stuff

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    Maybe he was all Nor-folked up when he wrote it.

    Clarification PLEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!
     
  11. TestShoot

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    he is on crack, ok...

    he is no friggin' genius, unlike steve the wizard seen here.
     
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