Sunday smiles

here ya go

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever
> aired on British TV and radio
>
>
> 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really
> a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
>
> 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves
> it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
>
> 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is
> Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning
> and it was amazing!'
>
> 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977
> - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
> President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
>
> 5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold
> Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot,
> his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my
> god !! What have I just said??'
>
> 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on
> 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get
> it.'
>
> 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was
> supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
> weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches
> you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to
> leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they
> were laughing so hard!
>
> 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt
> much better today after a 69 yesterday.'
>
> 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look
> North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage
> inside you on a cold night like this. '
>
> 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky
> Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses
> every chance he gets.'
>
> 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle
> up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK
> eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there,
> they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his
> shorts.'
>
> 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
> caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish
> Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he
> prefers to do it by himself.'

Have a great day!