Hey assh0les. How's everybody feeling today? I'm doing wonderful. First thing this morning I even got to fire someone! Anybody done anything fun or exciting today? Bruce, sell any batteries to NAMBLA? Dave, inhale any good burgers lately? Pat, open your fu.ckin ears, jackass! John Lamour, you're queer.
Yeah. A good Kosher Bacon-cheese burger! Gus. You should fire Lamour before he makes a terrible mistake!
My friday sucks now, I have to help some dumb ass girl with her homework, she does well in class but keeps nagging me, she's just mad I get A's and she gets b's. She looks pretty good though. I think i'll ditch that grade-digger.
Man I was thinking about you 2 earlier when I was outside having a smoke. The building next door is having their roof redone and they are up there smacking each other with the hot mops. I really need to bring my camera in to work.
I will do my best to help this citizen out with whatever she needs, not for f-chat but for AMERICA! *Salutes*
Yo. AUGUSTINE - take a friggin' pill and STAY OUT OF THE SUN BRUCIE - GET OFF THE SAUCE, OK?? I blew off the afternoon, and went to see my kid at school, well, actually to go shopping for all the other crap he needs for his Joe College routine. ENJOY THE WEEKEND, WAX THE CAR!!! DM
Oh! How could I forget about Old Man Winter?? How's it hangin' Dave? Oh, and how's your boy Bob's jewfro today?