"Take me through the know how I love the park"

Discussion in 'Other Off Topic Forum' started by darth550, Jan 12, 2004.

  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was
    taking a limousine to the airport.

    Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he
    could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't
    have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back
    of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.

    The Pope proceeds to hop on 95 and starts accelerating to see what
    the limo could do. Well he gets to about 90 mph and, WHAM !, there are
    the blue lights of our friendly State Patrol in his mirror.

    He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well the
    trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need
    to call in."

    The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief
    "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need
    to know what to do."

    The chief replys "Who is it, not Ted again ?" The trooper says, "
    No, even more important." The chief replys, "It's the Governor, is it ?",
    the trooper replys "No, even more important." "It's isn't
    the President is it ?" "No, more important", replys the trooper.

    "Well WHO the HECK is it !", screams the chief.

    "I don't know " says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur."


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  3. rodsky

    rodsky Formula 3

    Mar 24, 2003
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  4. JaguarXJ6

    JaguarXJ6 F1 Veteran

    Feb 12, 2003
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    Though, the subject line is from Arthur...

  5. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 14, 2003
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    By design.......:)

  6. 134282

    134282 Four Time F1 World Champ

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    Carbon McCoy
    It actually looks a little awkward, but i still like it... Would prefer to see it in person before i make a final decision...
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  8. wax

    wax Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Jul 20, 2003
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    Dirty Harry
    *Notes Carbon's drugs are starting to kick in*

  9. amenasce

    amenasce Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Joe Mansion

    Hmmm..Mixing the Maserati MCC and the Pope ? Been smoking some CF lately ? :D
  10. MarkPDX

    MarkPDX F1 World Champ
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    Apr 21, 2003
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    Pope Carby Ferrari XXX

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