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  1. darth550

    darth550 Five Time F1 World Champ
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    A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.

    One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
    party in a hotel and the girl was among them. The police took them
    outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when
    suddenly, the girl's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

    Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing
    to let her grandmother know the truth, the girl told her grandmother
    that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was
    just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think
    I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.

    A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
    of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
    exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

    Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out,
    rip the skin back and suck them dry."

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  3. wax

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    True story, BTW.
     
  4. 96impalaSS

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    haha thats great
     

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