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  1. AJS328

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    #1 AJS328, Oct 8, 2004
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    Good afternoon boys and girls! How are we today? Things are off to a great start here in Southern NJ. When I walked in this morning I was told that one of my salespeople left here in an ambulance last night after a reckless golfcart accident. Don't ask.

    Bruce,

    Now that you are getting the 550, are you going to go the full Paul Sr. route and grow the handlebar moustache back acroos the cheeks? That'd be badass!

    Oh, and greetings from Galloway Chrysler Dodge! (see below)
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  2. Enzo

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    #2 Enzo, Oct 8, 2004
    TGIF! After a nice relaxing day of watching my daughter who was sent home on wed because she was sick (she wasn't at all). I'm totally ready for the weekend. Going to clean up the garage and the convertible and it get it ready to be put away for the winter (after a little drive tomorrow).
     
  3. Enzo

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    #3 Enzo, Oct 8, 2004
    OMG!!! Did you sell her that Minivan Gus? You should have sold her a 1ton dually
     
  4. AJS328

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    #4 AJS328, Oct 8, 2004
    I'm working on getting her into a front-end loader. (no pun intended)
     
  5. Enzo

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    #5 Enzo, Oct 8, 2004
    Let me know if you need some help selling. I can sell anything you want me to sell a tank? I just left a job because I had a problem with my F@#$ing boss! Apparently some people don't like it when you smash their face into the hood of a car when you are trying to sell them the car. Go Figure.
     
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  7. AJS328

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    #7 AJS328, Oct 8, 2004
    LOL!



    Sometimes these f_ckers need to buy! I need dough like anyone!
     
  8. 134282

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    #8 134282, Oct 8, 2004
    You fruitcakes are at it again, huh...? Well, here i am... i even brought my f_ckin' tools...
     
  9. maranelloman

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    #9 maranelloman, Oct 8, 2004
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

    What an asss!!!!!!!!!

    Brucie, don't do it, hoss. Paul Sr. is a world-class dirtbag whom I would not even piss on if given the chance.
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  10. AJS328

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    #10 AJS328, Oct 8, 2004
    How do you really feel about him?
     
  11. maranelloman

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    #11 maranelloman, Oct 8, 2004
    Put it this way: I know it is mostly an act...but I would pay BIG money to see his son pop him in the face. It is all a bully respects. Paul Sr. is the reason I no longer watch that show. What a piece of *****.
     
  12. BWS550

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    #12 BWS550, Oct 8, 2004
    HOW DO YOU SAY, YA BASTARDS............

    BUSY HERE TODAY...THANKS TO MY BROTHER GUS FOR STARTING THE THREAD

    I HAVE MY TOOLS, GLASSES, AND ALL MY BOOTS...IM READY TO SELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  13. AJS328

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    #13 AJS328, Oct 8, 2004
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    She was actually here for a photoshoot. My Service Manager Luca (pictured) wants to create a "Girls of Galloway" callendar. He holds a lot of weight around here so he figures there should be a good turnout. I'll keep you guys abreast if any other contestants show up.
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    #14 BWS550, Oct 8, 2004
    GUS..DOING ANY WORK TODAY??

    DAVE..I TAKE IT, YOU DONT LIKE PAULIE SR

    HEY ASSNIPS PAT

    CARBON...COCA COLA IS ON STRIKE.............
     
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    #15 134282, Oct 8, 2004
    Bruce, i've got my wine glass, my cordless telephone, my slot machine and a used candle - i'm READY.
     
  16. BWS550

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    #16 BWS550, Oct 8, 2004
    I CAN BEAT THAT

    JUST GOT OUT OF STORAGE"

    MY GIGANTOR PAINT BY NUMBERS SET

    MY BLING BLING SLINKY

    SUSIE HOMEMAKER POPCORN MACHINE WITH A FREE CRACK PIPE INSIDE

    WILLY WONKERS CHOCOLATE RUBBERS KIT

    BEAT THAT, ASSNIPPERS
     
  17. AJS328

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    #18 134282, Oct 8, 2004
    LMAO...! i can't touch the Gigantor paint by numbers set OR the bling bling slinky, but i can tell you what i just pulled out from under my desk...

    i've got my gold plated lint brush, a leisure suit, my B.A. Barracus flight manual, some Cleo breath mints, a transcript of the conversation you had with the Asian guy when we left the hospital in Philly and a velvet pouch of moldy M&Ms...

    How do you say there, butt nut...?!?
     
  19. Andreanna

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    #19 Andreanna, Oct 8, 2004
    Gus......
    Im very confused...which one is the man????

    Mr. NNO........
    Easy with the Cleo jokes......I'll have to slap you silly!!
     
  20. Enzo

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    #20 Enzo, Oct 8, 2004
    Where do I pick up one of the calanders Gus?
     
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    #21 Jerrari, Oct 8, 2004
    You Right Coasters are so brash. I mean, how can you fu6kers talk to each other like that? Bruce, ship that little dog Cleo to me, my wife is out of town for a few days and I'm horny as hell. Gus, I want to be in your contest!
     
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    #22 BWS550, Oct 8, 2004
    WARNING.............CLEOS BREATHE WILL MELT YOUR HAIR AND VULVA
     
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    #23 134282, Oct 8, 2004
    LMAO...! Jerry's got a vulva...?!? :D


    Andreanna, what are you gonna do, lick my lips and stick me to the wall...?
     
  24. Enzo

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    #24 Enzo, Oct 8, 2004
    I never knew that the Wellington's dog was named Cleo. I always thought she was real. LOL
     
  25. AJS328

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    #25 AJS328, Oct 8, 2004
    I'll put you on the mailing list!

    Bruce,

    Today I've got:

    - a mounted and stuffed sabre-toothed tiger with an afro

    -a pair of pink leotards with bin Laden's face on them

    -a medieval domination kit with automatic wench control

    -a "Talk Like Jerry Wiersma" voice-modulation device with girly-voice options.

    I'm friggin ready!!!
     
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