Seen a few have we? well we all have (yes even our bastion of political correctness DESCARBONNNO has seen some I would guess) Now some of the titles are some great humor and Cheesy "On Golden Blond" "Weapons of A$$ Destruction" "Blond Eye for the Black Guy" "Desperately Seeking Semen" "Log Jammin" "Playmate of the Apes" "Lord of the G Strings" "the Blair Betch Project" Care to share the Cheeeeeeeezzzzy?
Some friends and I had a list a long time ago of potential names. Just a few of them are: The Thigh'n King Forrest Hump Schindler's Tryst
I have to say I have seen this one also years ago. It was quite disturbing and funny at the same time.
Man to Man 2; The K-Y Connection No Hole Barred Plump Fiction Unwed Mothers; The Biggining Alli Banga and the 40 ****s Band of Boobies Lord of the Cock Rings Cum on Ilean Good Will Cumming
A few months back a man was arrested for viewing porn in his car via his DVD/Nav screen. The title of the movie: "Chocolate Foam", I thought that was pretty funny. Steve
Sperms of Endearment ET: the Extra Testicle Romancing the Bone (These were listed in one of the old "Golden Turkey Awards" books, and are apparently genuine)
Pulp Friction Snow White and the Seven Sailors Saving Ryan's Privates Buffy the Vampire Layer Teenage Mutant Ninja Dildoes Rambone Monty's Python and the Holey Girl E-Three: The Extra Testicle Splendor in the Ass Cukoo for Coacoa Cocks Ram My Clam Three Men and a Maybe (trans) New Titles & summaries: Charlie's Little Devils - Congressmen Filmore is running for president against Senator Bushly, and he has dirt on Filmore. Filmore goes to his friend Charlie Angel, and expert with these problems. Chatterbox - Greg is a butthole, and a butthole that talks! He sees the great Dr. Watson for the cure. And Meets another of his patients, Briana, with her own talking body parts. They instantly fall in love. Why? Communication, obviously. NYDP Blue - Cum downtown to the sleazy underworld where the girls are easy & the action is hot! Interracial couples turn up the heat & have you checking that pistol in your pocket. Honey, I Blew Everybody - Meet Tiffany, a wild and naughty little minx if ever there was one - all shapes and sizes (although bigger is better)! She's out of control, and falls to her knees at the drop of a hat...or a zipper! Tell Them Johnny Wadd Is Here - Unsatisfied women. Bland sex. Uncaring Men. These tragedies must be stopped! But is there anyone who can get up to the challenge? The magnificent Johnny Wadd is here to fulfill every need of any woman who'll take him on! Rambone Does Hollywood - Hollywood will never be the same after legendary superstud Dick Rambone invades it boundaries. He's in Tinseltown to visit his cousin Thelma Jean, a country gal who's made a fine living dropping her britches. When these cousins team up, business goes straight through the roof! Blue Matrix - When scientist discover the mind-bending orgasms zap people into a realm known as the Blue Matrix, they'll do anything (for anyone) to get there. No shortage of volunteers in this lab as couples feverishly try to recreate those "X-tra special" orgasms! Angels in Flight - Getaway Airlines is inaugurating a new forty minute flight, San Francisco to San Jose, and a brand new airplane-but the passengers and crew have other things on their mind-like sex, sex and more sex. Find out the real story of why the flight is 10 hours overdue. Boobwatch - How do America's favorite beach babes earn those whistles that dangle between those jiggly melons? Train, train, train! From the beach to the bedroom, it's a mouth-to-mouth, in-and-out daily grind! Space Nuts - In a galaxy pretty darned far away, somewhere in the distant future Princess Hubba Hubba reins the Clitorian Star system peacefully along side her father King Gonad. On the other end of the spectrum, the Evil Overlord and the Dark Witch, rule the Intergalactic Vertical Integration Amalgamated Conglomerate with which they use to their advantage to do their evil bidding.
pornocchio as in pinocchio Needless to say if he lied it would get bigger (all the women were screeming "lie to me!")
