Well, now you HAVE offended me. My husband was simply trying to be respectful of me and anyone else that could be insulted by your lack of taste. So, I highly suggest that you go find a dark room and "get acquainted" with youself because I seriously doubt that any self-respecting woman would want to come/cum within a mile of your ugly ass.
"doing the lawnBOY! Or maybe not..." HEY PAT.....WHAT DO THEY PUT IN THE MINNESOTA WATER?? SEND SOME OVER TO NJ, YA BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
Boys boys.... Please .............. Now I feel bad! I didnt think my posting today would cause some sort of meltdown. I am positive that Dave didnt mean any harm at all. Pat ... Get your silly *** to Jersey. The Wellington Chateau is taking reservations as we speak!
Andreanna, I can't wait to get to Jersey! I would have made the party this year but it was the same day as Morgan's birthday party
Speaking of that...................Andreanna, could you please fluff the pillows on our bed for our visit Sunday? You know how we hate to have our pillows flat!
I heard... You and Amy were truly truly missed. You will have to make a special trip to see us.. Once you have experienced Bruce and I first hand...there is no going back. Just ask Gus.... He has a special room designated for he and Josie only!
Well, you are probably correct. I have long suspected that my wife is in need of glasses... (see how this works? am I bent outta shape at a little give & take? not bloody likely?
i feel all left out... Are we getting along, now, folks... Who has Dave offended THIS time...? Hi, Amy... Nice to see Pat's better half on here... Hi, Andrea, Bruce, Gus - you folks are poppin' it off somethin' nice today, huh...? Slappin' it about, gettin' busy with your christian parts...?
LMAO...! i'm sure Pat would LOVE that...! Thank you, i'm flattered... But since Pat's good with computers and has helped me with them, you should name your first child - son or daughter - after Pat and instead of calling him or her 'junior', just call him or her Pat 2.0... Welcome to FerrariChat... ...when are you getting a Ferrari...?
i vote that u name him pat as well cause its the COOLEST name ever. haha Im so happy its friday, and there is no one else home for the rest of the weekend, i may have to capitilze on this situation and have a little brewhaha. hmmmmmm
Underage party at Pat's!!! Have fun. Hope all the eC and MiNn people have a great weekend(u 2 dave ), From the Left coast~ R
Remember to make sure everyone throws away the cans, bottle, etc in heavy-duty plastic bags that you can throw away the next day. Take keys at the door and DON'T let anyone drive home! Also, make sure you have plenty of rubbers. No balloons, no party.
probabaly at most 15 close friends,the last time i had an open house it was fiasco that only my abilities of the art of lieing got me out of. Ill make it BYOB and force some kids to be DDs, i cant drink ne b/c i have to get up early tomorrow and tutor 8th graders. And tomorrow there is an all day open house and a football game at 730, so my weekend is just packed. The parents and sister are in Florida and plane leaves on suday night when jean is supposed to hit so i think they wont be back till tuesday or monday night.
Well we already have a little girl, so the next one could be Pat 2.0 - very creative!! (Although I still like Carbon McCoy...has a rock star quality to it.) Have a great weekend!
Following the tips.. make sure no one uses your parents bed and gets sand in it. That was the only way they found out about one of my wild wild weekends... I guess your lucky you don't live near a beach
