The Ashes

I thought he was going to throw up in his helmet ..

 

Yeah you feel like that when you get hit there!!
He's going to be a bruised boy.

 

Yep. Left ball in the side pocket. They said he had a previous "issue" there - was he clocked there before?

 

Yep apparently he came on strike sporting the same injury.....I'm not sure of the history of that though.

It's amazing how much space a kilo of frozen peas takes up!

 

Yeah just before the game Pat..It was in practise and some idiot threw a ball at him and vaporised his nuts..

 

Ah, that makes sense. I like the way the commentators called it "an abdominal issue". Where are you for Christmas?

 

From Billy 12th man:
(Ahbroke Miandad)... 'Well for ****s sake Ian I don't think we stand a ****ing chance out there that ****ing pitch look at it, it's a ****ing nightmare. I would not be surprised if we sort quite a few injuries here today, and ah also we have lost our strongest batsman Coppedwan Indenutz

 

two blot

 

Made it out of the CCP hell hole finally! Back home at Coongarri for Christmas!..

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you need a bigger television

 

Excellent!

 

Have you got a bigger one coming next week?

 

That's what she said

 

Can you cook that in your pizza oven ?

 

Firing it Christmas Day for the Sheep…

 

I’ll ask Greg..

 

Good job Gazz!
Plenty of time to dust off the collection!

 

Which one, we've got plenty ?

 

Oh, shjthole, I thought you were saying arsehole ...... yeah well, I'm waiting for the snow report

 

I started watching from my place last night

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Rain? What?

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