The Blue Cross Test.

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
    Stockholm, Sweden
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    Peter B.
    Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test
    The lab technician says to him, "I'm very sorry sir, but we've
    had a bit of a problem. At the same time we sent your wife's samples
    to the lab, the lab also received samples from another Mrs. Smith, and now
    we're not sure which results are your wife's. But, frankly, it's either bad
    news or terrible news!"
    "What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.
    "Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the
    other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. And we can't tell
    which is your wife's test."
    "This is terrible!" cries Mr. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"
    "Normally, yes," says the technician, "but you have Blue Cross
    Health Care, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith.
    "Blue Cross recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town.
    If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

  2. UroTrash

    UroTrash Three Time F1 World Champ
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  3. VROOM!!!

    VROOM!!! Formula 3

    Feb 11, 2004
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    ROFLMAO to millemiglia & UroTrash!!!!

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