The Britney Breakdown

Here's the funny thing: Britney is in pretty much the same situation she would have been had she never left the trailer park. Twice-divorced single mother of 2 who enjoys drinking, smoking dope and getting tattoos.


Except for the money, of course.

 

LOL.

RMX

 

Give it time. If Mike Tyson can blow $300m, Brit can surely work through 1/3 of that before she's 30.

 

Common mistake. You actually couldn't care less.

 

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just goes to show..money and fame are not what you need for happiness..poor girl..from being the most famous pop singer, to being a trainwreck in the making, all while the world watches. I would not want to be her at all..

 

I would not want to be her either. Who could deal with all that crap she has to put up with.

 

Her head shaved looks better than whatever Donald Trump does to his hair.

 

LOL.... Homegirl is TRIPPIN.

 

(Kip dynamite)

I don't know guys, I mean she does look better now and all. I just really like it, she probably chats online for like 8 hours a day.
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this crazy ***** has problems and i also hurd that after she left she went to get a couple of tatto's

 

Important to know......

The answer is "YES! She shaves"

 

Just occurred to me that possibly Brit should start writing songs while in this phase. Could be some groundbreaking stuff for her.

RMX

 

Could get her career back on track...........not that it was on track in the first place.

 

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/articles/_a/bald-and-broken-britney-causes-concern/20070219123509990001

USE "HORTICULTURE" IN A SENTENCE:

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.
-Dorothy Kilgallen

 

She needs to move to Goodland KS or McCook NE and get away from it all.
Maybe a large ranch in the middle-of-nowhere TX with an airstrip, and where they shoot trespassers...

 

She needs to leave the US...........

 

SHE'S ALREADY LEFT PLANET EARTH ON HER WAY TO LALA LAND.

 

Off to NEVA NEVA LAND!