What is the dumbest thing you've ever done in college??? Some of my friends invented a new game, and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's called "Drunk Triathlon". 1. DRINK - you drink 3 bottles of a beer, then drink 3 cups of milk. 2. RUN - you run 3 miles to the In-n-Out near campus. 3. EAT - you eat 3 Double-Doubles. then you repeat #2 and #1... This is a timed event.