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The First Affair

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  1. millemiglia

    millemiglia Formula Junior

    Jan 14, 2003
    925
    Stockholm, Sweden
    Full Name:
    Peter B.
    A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

    One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house,
    where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild
    s*x, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00 p.m.

    As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
    outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she
    nonetheless complied.

    He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

    "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

    "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
    secretary and we've been having s*x all afternoon. I fell asleep and
    didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

    The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b*stard! You've
    been playing golf!".

    /Peter
     
  2. amenasce

    amenasce Three Time F1 World Champ
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    Oct 17, 2001
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    Joe Mansion
    Women..they never believe you ! :)
     
  3. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang F1 World Champ
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    Mar 8, 2003
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    Heidelberg, Germany
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    Wolfgang
    Can I trust you bros???? Does this realy works:D?
    Way cool, thanks;)
     

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