The "Holy Crap, Thank You Noah!!!" Thread

As one of the more vocal members of the "I'm not going to The Hamptons on July 4th Weekend because traffic will be a nightmare and only the fat girls will be in lingerie" crowd, let me just say right now:

I was dead wrong.

Sure, we had traffic from Queens to our first stop in Huntington. Sure, we had traffic from Hampton Bays to Sag Harbor, and sure we had traffic from the party to the club -- but for some reason it did not matter.

The party was great. The crowd was *very* cool. I met a ton of really nice, really interesting people. (Several of wichi live up the block from me) The house was a lot of fun. Not a high jock/bc quotient (Bradley, you should have come out). There was some booze promoter getting everyone drunk. Oh, and there were girls.

Girls arrived by the truckload (Vans and large busses -- school busses, mostly). In lingerie. Good lingerie. Many of them posed on the cars in the display (ROB, POST THEM PICTURES!!) Got really drunk. Good times, good times. You all missed a really, really, really good time. Really good time. Really good.

Noah: Thank you. Thank you very much. I hope she still looked as hot as she did last night this morning...

 

Friday night is kind of a blur. I remember I was out with Lupe, Hubert, Vik, Noah, Emil and friends for dinner at a great place, then LQ. LQ was wonderful. Thanks guys for a great night. I LOVE salsa. Did I take the hint of Noah & Emil & leave at a decent hour to get up for the run to the Hamptons? Nooooooooo. Did I leave after closing the place at 4:00am? Nooooooooo. Did I skip the Lupe's "I gotta get some breakfast" run at 5:00am? Noooooooo. So I got home at 6:00 Saying "I promised Noah I'd go to the Hamptons. We leave from Noah's at 9:00am. I gotta get up. I promised Noah."

We left at 11:00am. Thanks for waiting for me guys!

And when we got there? WOW! our hostess is in one of the groups shots. A very pretty petite blonde. She was having fun watching us as our jaws dropped open from the women & lingerie. INCREDIBLE! All those who wore PJs, Lingerie and got into the spirit had a GREAT time!!!!!!! Those pictures? Nope, no models. Some are quite literally "The girls next store". What a great time! The people were incredible. The women! Open bar. Matresses sprinkled with rose petals placed throughout the tennis court, pool, and yard....Incredible!

I didn't attend the club afterwards, sorry Noah. It was a long drive home, but with the biggest smile on my face.

Thank you so VERY much Noah. Thank you!

 

Clyde, I think I passed you on 27 when I was heading out to the club around 11:00.

Noah, Thanks for arranging everything and thanks for telling the guy at the door to let me and Karen in! See ya next weekend....

 

Yep, probably me. took 27 to 135N to the LIE home.
Thanks for the directions Emil!