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  1. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #1 judge4re, Jun 1, 2005
    Maria: Yes... I used to work in the Academie Francaise
    But it didn't do me any good at all...
    And I once worked in the library in the Prado in Madrid,
    But it didn't teach me nothing, I recall...
    And the Library of Congress, you'd have thought would hold
    some key...
    But it didn't. And neither did the Bodleian Library.
    In the British Museum I hoped to find some clue,
    I worked there from 9 till 6 - read every volume through,
    But it didn't teach me nothing about Life's mystery...
    I just kept getting older, and it got more difficult to see.
    Until eventually me eyes went and me arthritis got bad,
    And so now I'm cleaning up in here - but I can't really be
    sad,
    Cause you see I feel that Life's a game
    You sometimes win or lose,
    And though I may be down right now
    At least I don't work for Jews...

    Maitre D: I'm so sorry... I had no idea we had a racist working
    here... I apologise... most sincerely... I mean... where are
    you going - I can explain... oh, quel dommage...
     

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  2. Bryanp

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    #2 Bryanp, Jun 1, 2005
    one more wafer thin mint?
     
  3. Sfumato

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    #3 Sfumato, Jun 1, 2005
    "Give the people contests they win by remembering the words to more popular songs or the names of state capitals or how much corn Iowa grew last year. Cram them full of non-combustible data, chock them so damned full of 'facts' they feel stuffed, but absolutely 'brilliant' with information. Then they'll feel they're thinking, they'll get a sense of motion without moving. And they'll be happy, because facts of that sort don't change. Don't give them any slippery stuff like philosophy or sociology to tie things up with. That way lies melancholy."
     
  4. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #4 judge4re, Jun 1, 2005
    C: What's this thing?
    "ROMANES EUNT DOMUS"?
    "People called Romanes they go the house"?
    B: It, it says "Romans go home".
    C: No it doesn't. What's Latin for "Roman"?
    B: (hesitates)
    C: Come on, come on!
    B: (uncertain) "ROMANUS".
    C: Goes like?
    B: "-ANUS".
    C: Vocative plural of "-ANUS" is?
    B: "-ANI".
    C: (takes paintbrush from Brian and paints over) "RO-MA-NI".
    "EUNT"? What is "EUNT"?
    B: "Go".
    C: Conjugate the verb "to go"!
    B: "IRE". "EO", "IS", "IT", "IMUS", "ITIS", "EUNT".
    C: So "EUNT" is ...?
    B: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
    C: But "Romans, go home!" is an order, so you must use the ...?
    (lifts Brian by his hairs)
    B: The ... imperative.
    C: Which is?
    B: Ahm, oh, oh, "I", "I"!
    C: How many romans? (pulls harder)
    B: Plural, plural! "ITE".
    C: (strikes over "EUNT" and paints "ITE" to the wall)
    (satisfied) "I-TE".
    "DOMUS"? Nominative? "Go home", this is motion towards, isn't it, boy?
    B: (very anxious) Dative?
    C: (draws his sword and holds it to Brian's throat)
    B: Ahh! No, ablative, ablative, sir. No, the, accusative, accusative,
    ah, DOMUM, sir.
    C: Except that "DOMUS" takes the ...?
    B: ... the locative, sir!
    C: Which is?
    B: "DOMUM".
    C: (satisfied) "DOMUM" (strikes out "DOMUS" and writes "DOMUM") "-MUM".
    Understand?
    B: Yes sir.
    C: Now write it down a hundred times.
    B: Yes sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar, sir.
    C: (salutes) Hail Caesar.
    If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
    B: (very reliefed) Oh thank you sir, thank you sir, hail Caesar and
    everything, sir!
     
  5. CMY

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    #5 CMY, Jun 1, 2005
    Fahrenheit 451?

    C.
     

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  6. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #6 judge4re, Jun 1, 2005
    Yep.
     
  7. 134282

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    #7 134282, Jun 1, 2005
    "He sure got a purty mouth..."
     
  8. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #8 judge4re, Jun 1, 2005
    We're trying to go for a little more depth here Carbon.
     
  9. DMC

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    All the way down to the Life of Brian?

    Judean People's Front, bloody splitters...
     

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  10. judge4re

    judge4re F1 World Champ

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    #10 judge4re, Jun 1, 2005
    Yes.

    Being able to conjugate in Latin isn't something that you'll get in a Ben Asslick or Ben Stiller flick.
     
  11. DMC

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    Inconceivable!
     
  12. writerguy

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    #12 writerguy, Jun 1, 2005
    ok try this one just the Synopsis of the movie and tell me the name


    A Texas oil company attempts to buy out a Scottish fishing village for a refinery, and the result is utter confusion. One of the town's least prominent citizens owns a strategic piece of property which he refuses to sell
     
  13. judge4re

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    #13 judge4re, Jun 1, 2005
    Local Hero?
     
  14. BubblesQuah

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    #14 BubblesQuah, Jun 1, 2005
    :)

    A cut/paste to google contest...
     
  15. PassionIsFerrari

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    #15 PassionIsFerrari, Jun 1, 2005
    1.) "It's that damn Hansel! He's so hot right now"

    2.) "Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle... and a clean pair of shorts."

    3.) "Were all gonna have so much f**kin fun, were going to have to have plastic surgery to remove the smiles from our faces!"

    4.) "OMG, I've been going out with a loaded gun!"

    5.) "Excuse me, what's the story behind this pending paternity suit against you?"
    "Oh, that's not a case at all. The woman's a stone-faced liar. Let's not even talk about that. I- I pulled outta her really early on that one. Sorry, thanks for coming."

    6.) "You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone, here. What do we have?"

    And for the bonus round....

    "Dude, you got like 3 feet of air that time"
     
  16. JPF

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    #16 JPF, Jun 1, 2005
    The Princess Bride.

    Best...movie....ever!
     
  17. Sfumato

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    #17 Sfumato, Jun 1, 2005
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    BWHAHAHAHAHAhhhahahaha DOH I ruined keyboard.
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  18. Sfumato

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    #18 Sfumato, Jun 1, 2005
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    Zoolander;Ace;Nicholson, I forget which movie(if not, he should have);...about Mary; Kingpin; Nap. Dyn(googled)
    Need more cerebral movies, or at least more obtuse.
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  19. PassionIsFerrari

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    #19 PassionIsFerrari, Jun 1, 2005
    1.) Zoolander - correct
    2.) Ace Ventura - correct
    3.) Nicholson - WRONG
    4.) Something About Mary - correct
    5.) Kingpin - correct
    6.) NOT ANSWERED

    Bonus - Nap. Dyn - you got it
     
  20. jimpo1

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    #20 jimpo1, Jun 1, 2005
    In honor of Erics new avatar:

    "I'd like to extend a laurel, and hearty handshake to our new....."

    "Somebody go back and get a shi*load of dimes!"
     
  21. writerguy

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    #21 writerguy, Jun 1, 2005
    YUp one of my fav's
     
  22. writerguy

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    #22 writerguy, Jun 1, 2005

    Blazing Saddles


    workworkworkwork Hello boys


    ok here

    That's funny she dosen't look Druish
     
  23. Sfumato

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  24. Sfumato

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  25. PassionIsFerrari

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    #25 PassionIsFerrari, Jun 1, 2005
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    lol.I'll give ya the answer to the other one...

    "I'm on a pilgramige to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose!"
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