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The Lewis "Elton" Hamilton Sucks Thread

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  1. ktu

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    I never said Ham was better than Shumi
     
  2. fer312t

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    Hehe, didn't walk the track? Hamilton topped every practice session
    Yea, he made costly error in qualifying that put on the back foot for the race. Not much of a story really.
    Not the greatest weekend for him, but again...5th place being his lowest finish outside of China (where he started at the back due to PU failure.) Not so bad :D
     
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  4. ktu

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    I know some of you are dissapointed Ham is winning now but no need to post any useless links you can find. Ham has won championships with and without Nicole. Who is leading points by the way?
     
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    Elton, is this you typing. Sorry lil guy. I didn’t mean to bring up painful memories of your team coercing your ex to stay with you so that you could drive. Look, you’re a real swell guy. You can drive great and the hairplugs really do look natural. All the best Hammi. Take care.


    The dawn will take you all.
     
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  6. ktu

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    Boooooo, awful joke, and you did'nt answer my question
     
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    The fact that Elton Ham-Dashian is leading points is neither here nor there as this thread, and maybe you missed it, is about him sucking. His sucking is simply due to his character. Again, I didn’t mean to hurt your little feelers as I know they’re a bit sensitive when it comes to lil Elton Ham-Dashian.

    Might I also add:
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    WTF was that?? My ears are bleeding. The US should use that at GITMO to entertain the guests.
     
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    That my friend is the power of music. Actually your right, it may have the power to successfully end the war on terror.
     
  10. ktu

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    #2160 ktu, May 16, 2018
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    Wow the guy has fans on and off the track! Hamilton will go down as one of the all time greats in F1, therefore his haters must redirect the focus on his off track activities to make them feel better.
     
  11. daytona355

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    You realise DNF means did not finish, and hence, you have stated as shown that he had no non points finishes (ie, outside the points or DNF), and also stated he had a mechanical DNF. SO WHICH IS IT HOTSHOT? Can’t be both, can it. Don’t pop at me cos I made you look bad, that’s down to you
     
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    Yes he was, absolutely the best ever. Fini
     
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    All time greatest muppets
     
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    Hahaha, so wrong. :)
     
  15. BMWairhead

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    Stick to Hammy bashing.
     
  16. daytona355

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    Don’t pop at people for answering your posts, you should’ve thought more carefully about it before posting... typical, missing the point again eh?
     
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    This is the elton bashing thread, so I certainly will. Thanks for your support :)
     
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    I must add that Elton sucks...
     
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    <tongue in cheek>...see? Now we’re acting like grown ups.</tongue in cheek>
     
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    Do you brush your tongue?
     
  21. ktu

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    Yes Elton sucks, don't care for his music....well Benny and the Jets was ok
     
  22. daytona355

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    I know, that awful YouTube clip of him making a racket in a club, and talk of a track for the charts..... dear oh dear, he ruins F1, and now an assault on the radio when we are out driving our own Ferraris? Jesus Christ, someone hand him a grenade on a gold chain and tell him the pulling the pin brings good luck (for us, not him)

    Just realised, add emoji or people will complain I’m a terrorist. :) :). That’s better
     
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    As a matter of fact, I do...my electric toothbrush has an attachment for it and everything. We're straying off topic, though...
     
  24. fer312t

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    Again...in 2016...
    Hamilton never finished a race outside the points.
    He had two DNFs...1 mechanical in Malaysia while leading, and 1 by contact (Spain with Rosberg.)

    i.e. - In the 2018 Spanish GP...
    -Lance Stroll finished outside the points
    -Esteban Ocon had a DNF.

    Don't know what's debatable about this, so not sure why are you seizing upon it.
     
  25. daytona355

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    You said he had no DNFs, and you said he got points in every race in 2016. That’s two very different things and your answer clearly demonstrates that your explanation for your comment is based on a very convoluted point of view, and does not match the statement as a normal person would read it. Explain yourself better, and earlier, if you are going to stretch things so far to try to make a point - which you completely failed to do by the way

    Try again elton fans, you’ll never ever convince me he’s the second coming of Senna. In their prime, schumi, Senna, Prost, giles, and many many more would have smashed the crap out of elton every time he got in a car.... and if any of them were in an inferior car, they’d still have stuffed him, that’s the edge they have, and he can never get. Fast yes, brains no, that’s his problem. The guy can’t do two things at once, put two shovels in a corner, tell him to take his pick, he’d be stumped and whining in 10 seconds
     

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