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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD------------------

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  1. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Well, it's ***** ... that's right, *****!
    ***** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    Consider:
    You can get *****-faced, Be *****-out-of-luck, Or have ***** for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your ***** together, find a place for your
    ***** , or be asked to ***** or get off the pot.

    You can smoke ***** , buy ***** , sell ***** , lose *****, find *****, forget *****,
    and tell others to eat *****.


    Some people know their *****, while others can't tell the difference
    between ***** and shineola.

    There are lucky s hits, dumb s hits, and crazy s hits. There is bull *****,
    horse *****, and chicken *****.

    You can throw *****, sling *****, catch *****, shoot the *****,
    or duck when the ***** hits the fan.

    You can give a ***** or serve ***** on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep ***** or be happier than a pig in *****.


    Some days are colder than *****, some days are hotter than *****,
    and some days are just plain s hitty.

    Some music sounds like *****, things can look like *****, and there are times when
    you feel like *****.

    You can have too much *****, not enough *****, the right *****, the wrong ***** or a
    lot of weird *****.

    You can carry *****, have a mountain of *****, or find yourself up ***** creek
    without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to ***** and other times you fall in a
    bucket of ***** and come out smelling like a rose.



    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the
    English language.

    And remember, once you know your *****, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a *****; or not do so if you don't give a
    *****!


    Well, *****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
    ***** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of *****. But, if you happened
    to catch a load of ***** from some *****-head..........

    Well, ***** Happens!!!
     
  2. wax

    wax Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Holy *****!
     
  3. PeterS

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    Dip *****
     
  4. PeterS

    PeterS Five Time F1 World Champ
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    Ever wonder where the word "*****" comes from. Well here it is:

    Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was back then in the 1800's) by ship. In dry form it weighs a lot less, but once water (at sea) hit it. It not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas.

    As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen; methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern. BOOOOM!

    Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was discovered what was happening.

    After that, the bundles of manure where always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to "Ship High In Transit." In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

    Here I always thought it was a golf term!
     
  5. tonyh

    tonyh F1 World Champ
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    Interesting ***** ;)
     
  6. ILuv4Res

    ILuv4Res F1 Veteran
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    No S h it???!!!!!!!! I didn't know that!!! I just learned some new s hi t today......cool!!
     
  7. fivebob

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    What a load of bulls hit :D
     
  8. Jimmy540i

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    Man that's some well said *****
     

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