The New Bonkers Thread!!

guys, it's so easy...you gotta click right on the file and save it on your hard drive. then play it...work's fine for me on two different workstations...left click is not always the right click

 

Sounds goood, this is what GTB owners don't know they're missing
If you like that, you'll like this too
http://www.ferrariforum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1853
http://www.ferrariforum.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1854

 

I'm afraid people can't see that when they are not registered on the site

 

I am in.............looking around.................nobody here?................I am gone..............My wife calls me. She has opened a bottle of a nice red italian wine..............it's gonna be very cosy tonight ...........maybe because I bought her a Lancia Delta today?...................CU later guys.........

Roel
www.dinogt4register.com

 

Here's one for the boys in Belgium:

http://cgi.benl.ebay.be/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2459023656&category=9842

Cheers, MARK

 

Quiet tonight...

 

No one here....

 

Back from NY....but I don't know anyone in this country, so I think I'll sit here at my computer....

 

Dumb-ass American movie on TV....

 

No vino....need to lose a few kilos before the summer...

 

Hmmmm! Until I meet some people in the UK, perhaps this is what I need:

http://www.rent-a-friend.tk/

Cheers, MARK

 

Ha!! Cool conditions:

• Each individual friend you rent cost 6 Euro an hour. There will be discounts available if you rent 4 friends or more.
• Any entrance-costs are at the expensive of the client
• The client is obliged to buy one (non-alcoholical) drink for the friends each hour.
• Any other drinks are at the costs of your "friends".
• Sexual intercourse is only possible if both parties agree with that.
• Rent-A-Friend Services is not responsible of the behaviour of the employees when they are drunk.
• Rent-A-Friend Services has the unique "Deliver-Me-At-Home Service".
• Travelling expenses are at the cost of the client.
• In spite of repeatedly requests, Rent-A-Friend Services does not offer striptease dansers.
• There is no limitation of the number of friends you can rent.
• It is forbidden to do a marriage proposal to one of our employees during his/her period of service.
• Univited indecent handling will be punished with a terminal disease.
• Rent-A-Friend Services is allowed to discontinue the service when the client seems to be extremely ugly.
• If your name is Anja Bal, you are forbidden to use our service. You are not even allowed to live on this planet.
• The Germans are also not allowed to use our service.
• The client is not allowed to complain about Rent-A-Friend Services.
• The Headquarters of Rent-A-Friend Services is established in The Hague (The Netherlands). Try not to find us, we will find you. If you not have been found by us, we do not want to find you.
• You can e-mail Rent-A-Friend Services at [email protected] (try not to pronounce this name if you can not speak Dutch)
• Please, do not call us Daddy or Mummy, we hate that.
• Rent-A-Friend Services accepts creditcards, cheques, heritages and cash.
• Rent-A-Friend Services has a bicycle with a lightning conductor, just in case of...

Cheers, MARK

 

OK, so the Dutch guys above don't want any German customers....so here's one for Wolfgang!!

http://www.rent-a-friend.de/

Cheers, MARK

 

Jeezzz....this is now getting strange: http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

The internet is a wonderful place!!

Cheers, MARK

 

Hi Mark,

Lonesome tonight?...........
Last two days there is very less bonkering in this tread.
Don't know where everybody is. I know Waldo has no time because he helping with moving but looks like Wolfgang, Trevi, Ton and the others are just gone..............................
Tomorrow is sunday so evrybody goes to church, maybe at monday some bonkering friends will be back.......
CU all later............I hope...........

Roel
www.dinogt4register.com

 

Hi Roel,

Yes - it's lonely tonight! I'm watching heavy music on Kerrang...and surfing e-Bay looking for something to blow some money on! Summer's coming!!!!

Cheers, MARK

 

Roel,

I think I've visited every national e-Bay site tonight. European prices are certainly more realistic than some of those on the US site....very interesting to see the national differences. In Germany you seem to get the best deal on quality watches, for example. There's one I have my eye on right now....it's going to be a long 24 hours

Cheers, MARK

 

Huh????.....208??!!??

http://cgi.ebay.it/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2459197425&category=18180

Are those Italians crazy?

Cheers, MARK

 

Lotsa crap toys on the Itailian e-Bay too. Cheers, MARK

 

Some sleep may do me good....

 

Goodnight bonking gentlemen!

 

Hi & good morning gents,

saw all your posts yesterday and I was for sure online the whole day but decided not to post!
I have been thinking the whole day about to post/reply or not on one comment here in the European section.
I have read so many "older" posts to have a closer impression of the person (I wish some would do the same B4 posting!)
I didn`t! Its useless, worthless and waste also my time!
I`m here to have fun at the "Bonkers-Thread", share some infos about our hobby Ferrari, meet some friends, get some usefull tech. infos, drive-outs....a.s.o.

Thanks Rob for the "BIL" button!

I have had here realy great, funny & serious fchatters conversations in the past weeks and also over phone, Mail and in other sections i.e.: Chicago, SoCal, GD, Texas....a.s.o.

Just my 0,02 cents, thoughts and nothing wrong or any offense!!!!!!

Back to....our thread:

@Waldo, have you found and bought your dream-house???

@Roel, congratulation! Lancia is a beuatiful italian car, what an awesome great "Valentine" gift to your wife!

@Mark, you sounds so sadly;(.....lost on the island?
Where is Debra? Try to get in touch with the other U.K gents here from the board - like you have done last week with hedge/Marc.
Or, would you like to come over here to us for a week? You are very welcome!

Have a great sunday

Wolfarossa
FORZA FERRARI

 

Good Morning Wolf!

I am still awake!! Hey - what is all this about (i.e. your comments above)? This sounds serious my friend!

@Mud Island: Don't worry about me - I'm fine Just bitc*ing to myself seeing as no one else was around!

We look forward to seeing you guys in Germany in the near future!

Cheers, MARK

 

@Mark,
nothing wrong (now after I have found the "BIL" button), I only felt myeslf and the bonkers community a bit pissed-off.....everything is fine to me now.

Hey lets have a smal meeting!?!?
I will be at the end of this week on north Germany....!?!
Ryan Air is doing "the job" also for €: 40,-....lets meet us for a drink

Wolfarossa
FORZA FERRARI

 

Wolf,

What is the BIL button?....and what comment did I niss in the Bonkers thread????

Where are you going in the north?

Cheers, MARK