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  1. SefacHotRodder

    SefacHotRodder F1 World Champ

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  3. GuyIncognito

    GuyIncognito Seven Time F1 World Champ
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    LOL! and if they're true, well...
     
  4. OC Speed Junkie

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    Those are funny.

    "Today, I flew into New Zealeand to surprise my girlfriend on her trip. In the New Zealand Airport I recieved a text message saying she wanted to break up with me. I live in Michigan and just spent $1,500 for this romantic surprise. FML"

    10 to 1 says his girlfriend switched teams. There are so many beautiful and perfect girls in New Zealeand.
     
  5. agup48

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    Great website! :D
     
  6. racerx3317

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    Wow, very funny. Especially the puppy one. Bottom of page 3
     
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  8. NYCSpotter

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    You guys are slow! :D
     
  9. rollsorferrari?

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    all of a sudden, my life doesn't seem so bad, :) those are pretty funny
     
  10. 275 GTB

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    Its a a terrific country for a laid back holiday....forget you got the txt and power on and have a good time on your own before you have to back to Michigan and freeze your dusters :)
     
  11. SefacHotRodder

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    Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
     
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  13. SefacHotRodder

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    Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML
     
  14. GG

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    I was just gonna post that one... had me in tears.
     
  15. captwillieb 328gts

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  16. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Perfect question for that one, one of the comments
    By the time your dad got to his car in the driveway you already dressed up completely in multiple step clothing?
    :D :D
     
  17. zoRob

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    Great link, this one made me chuckle:

    Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
     
  18. TexasF355F1

    TexasF355F1 Four Time F1 World Champ
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    Disgusting, but funny as hell.

    Reminds me of the time I watched a guy at a bar go into the women's restroom and didn't even realize it. That was hysterical.
     
  19. zoRob

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    I spent some time browsing this at the weekend and i think they are all fake, still funny though.
     
  20. Carsleuth

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    I don't know if you guys ever read or post on http://www.fmylife.com/, but I enjoy reading it. :D

    I figured we should have an Fchat thread for your FMLs, so... I'll start.

    Today, I went on a date. We were seated at our table when the waiter comes up from behind me and says "how are we doing today ladies?" I'm very much a guy. This was my first date with this girl. She laughed at me. FML

    Okay, your turn...:p
     
  21. Blue@Heart

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    It was -15*C Yesterday morning.......I know I live in Yellowknife but: FML
     
  22. Carsleuth

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    Ouch... anybody else?
     
  23. Fred 02

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    Last week, I pulled 3 all-nighters to complete my school work ahead of time in order to miss class to go to an interview. I accidently fell asleep and woke up at 5:35am, just in time to miss my 6am flight to their corporate headquarters half way across the country. I had been researching their company history, my browser was still on their corporate values. FML
     
  24. GatorFL

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    I thought this was about the Ferrari Market Letter (FML) :D
     
  25. agup48

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    It's FML thread:*Fchat Edition* :D

    Are we supposed to put our own FML stories up or copy and paste them from the site??
     
  26. Blue@Heart

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    Our own...
     
  27. Blue@Heart

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    OH MAN! that sucks! :cringe.gif:
     
  28. agup48

    agup48 Two Time F1 World Champ

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    Haha, great merge ;) :D
     

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