The Official "F*** My Life" thread:*Fchat Edition*

Oh crap, I reposted for the first time in my life :0 Shoulda done a search...

 

personally I like this one

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

 

That site is great.

"Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML"

"Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML"

^^^That one blows. Anyone else here would have knocked a couple of those loonies out if they did that to you?

 

Let's remember, this is FML Fchat, it should be your own personal experiences, not copy and pasted from the website.

 

it was raining really hard today while i was waiting at the bus stop. this guy driving, decided to switch lanes about 100 yard in front of me, got right up on the curve, and splashed water all over me. about 50 yards past me, he gets right back into the other lane he was driving in.......*sigh*

 

Life must be alright when the only FML type thing I can think of is that Whole Foods is opening up next door tomorrow and I'm moving across the country next week. Kinda choked about that.