I've see it used on at least 2 threads today. "What do you call a pachyderm with a headcold?" "What do you call a morbidly obese pervert?" Between the pope thread, the 0854 thread, and the overall tone of the day, seems like manners and experience pale in the face of hubris and dogma. My kids are asleep, and it was ugly day at hospital. Uro? PDX? MM? NNO? Darth? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there? Is there anybody out there?
By the way, Keyser, have I ever told you how much I admire you? I want to be just like you when I grow up. You can do no wrong in my eyes.
Hello. Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone home? Come on, now. I hear youre feeling down. Well I can ease your pain, Get you on your feet again. Relax. I need some information first. Just the basic facts: Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ships smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin. When I was a child I had a fever. My hands felt just like two balloons. Now I got that feeling once again. I cant explain, you would not understand. This is not how I am. I have become comfortably numb. Ok. Just a little pinprick. [ping] Therell be no more --aaaaaahhhhh! But you may feel a little sick. Can you stand up? I do believe its working. good. Thatll keep you going for the show. Come on its time to go. There is no pain, you are receding. A distant ships smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your lips move but I cant hear what youre sayin. When I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse, Out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look but it was gone. I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown, the dream is gone. I have become comfortably numb.
Money, get away. Get a good job with good pay and youre okay. Money, its a gas. Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. New car, caviar, four star daydream, Think Ill buy me a football team. Money, get back. Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack. Money, its a hit. Dont give me that do goody good bull****. Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set And I think I need a lear jet. Money, its a crime. Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie. Money, so they say Is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre Giving none away. Huhuh! I was in the right! Yes, absolutely in the right! I certainly was in the right! You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a Bruising! Yeah! Why does anyone do anything? I dont know, I was really drunk at the time! I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. he was asking Why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and Screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely. It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out
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I'm still in Seoul, I'll play more when I get back to Shanghai. BTW, Spicy is now considered "strong" over here. She survived house #1, #2 and #3 last night. I don't think she's drank that much since college. Now she knows why I've asked for a replacement liver if my assignment is extended...
Main Entry: sy·co·phant Pronunciation: -f&nt also -"fant Function: noun Etymology: Latin sycophanta slanderer, swindler, from Greek sykophantEs slanderer, from sykon fig + phainein to show -- more at FANCY : a servile self-seeking flatterer synonym see PARASITE
Yep, I knew that, I just kept seeing it in different threads...Musta been the moonphase yesterday. At least I got to use misanthrope and anencephalic
>>Sycophantic self-aggrandizement pointing out flaws in others buys, be it a scale racecar or a full-size car. Anencephalic gas-bag<< Couldn't find the misanthropic quote. Was fun though.
